Has anyone seen my Sears Craftsman immunity idol..................

It finally came to pass on Survivor last night sports fans, another of my predictions coming true, the mother ship of shameless sponsorship has invaded Survivorville. More on this later. Now onto this week's rant sponsored by Webster's Dictionary the choice of millions of school children nationwide who "Don't no how to spel N-EE more b-cause we tex 2 much. O no u dit int."
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We see a snippet of last week's tribal council where Sandra calls coach out for being lazy. Coach then goes back to camp, turns in his dignity and starts to cry just like I did when I found out the Brady Bunch kids were lip syncing their songs back in the 70's. Tyson then approaches Coach and tells him to stop telling all these stories about things that he has done so people quit making fun of him. That would mean a lot more had the guy coming up and saying this to me, not be the guy who always makes fun of people for their short comings. Tyson then tells everyone as camp that Coach had a rough night. Hey Tyson, you remind me of the guy who comforts the little kid at camp who just peed his bed and then you go back to the camp fire and tells everyone that.............the little kid just peed the bed. Rob gives Coach a bro-hug and tells him to suck it up and be a man. These kind words restore Coach's well being and he once again becomes the "Slogan Dragger," when he announces that he is one of the last of the Mohicans. I actually think he is just one of many Americans who ride a Grey Hound bus around the country to avoid being on other reality shows like COPS or Dog the Bounty Hunter. I think it these people who really keep that bus line in business.
The Sears Catalog slip and slide, baby oil, boccie ball championship.
When I saw the guys rubbing baby oil on themselves and the girls stripping down to bikinis my first thought was, Frederick's of Hollywood has met Survivor. Folks, this is not your mother's version of Olympic Curling. Survivor went to the dark side by just a few degrees last night. Anyhow the villains won and got their belt sander, leaf blower and what ever other tools they needed to build a solid camp.
The hidden idols.
While the villains are checking out their new tools Russell finds a clue inside a knife blade cover. I thought this was pretty clever placement of the clue. Then what happens next really confuses me. The VILLAINS as a group decide the idol should just be thrown away. I guess there is honor among thieves, well at least eight of the nine thieves. Russell makes an excuse to take a walk and starts looking for the idol and Rob sends Sandra to spy on him. In that ten second span you see the makeup of the group. Russell is sneaky, Sandra is a follower and Rob is in charge. Anybody in that camp who saw that exchange should be taking notes. Over at heroes camp the clue is found in the coffee. For future players, you need to take the Russell approach and look through everything "New" that appears at camp as it might contain a clue. Tom finds the idol and attempts to hide it but Amanda sees he has it. More on this later. The distinct differences in the two camps is obvious, the heroes were all looking for the idol while only Russell was looking for the villains. Sandra exclaims, "If you find the idol we will vote you out so you have to use it as we will disown you." That's more like villain talk I thought we would hear.
The immunity challenge involved rolling a large ball and doing a ball puzzle maze which is the challenge that good Russell almost died doing last season. Rob leads his team to a very close victory. Back at camp Cirie tells Candance that she wants Tom or Colby gone which doesn't make much sense because they are strong players and you need them in challenges. The problem was almost everyone heard this. She also uses the line, "Tom has won once already." (Told you so last week that someone would use this line and it will come up again.) They sat Cirie out of this challenge because of her lack of physical prowess, sorry Cirie those are the facts girl. J.T. tells Amanda he doesn't trust Candance which I find funny because he flipped his vote before. Tom uses the best line of the night, "Tomorrow we apologize but tonight we make our move." At tribal council Tom admits Stephenie was on the short side of numbers. J.T. doesn't want to vote out the strong people (Sorry Cirie), and Rupert says it is more important to be loyal which brings Jeff out of his shorts. Jeff replies with, "That is contrary to outwit, outplay and outlast." Dude calm down you ain't playing for the million here. Tom plays his idol and the vote is Tom 3, Cirie 3 and Colby 2 so Cirie is gone.
Next week we see that Candance might switch her alliance, Russell is looking for the idol and Rob will use the Sears/Scott Lawn's fertilizer the villains won at the challenge to de-grub the campsite.

Until next week, this is Uncle Andy.