Friday, May 14, 2010

Blow Holes......(Ha ha he said blow hole)

Yes, we are at that point of the game where each and every little thing is critisized by everyone. Russell getting in everyone's face, Rupert doing his night time version of "I'm a Lumberjack and I'm okay," and Jerri pulling her hair back so tight she looks like a red headed Japanese Irish woman about to smack the bar tender because happy hour is over. Okay, okay, I made up that last part.....................
Prediction
Before last night's show I wrote down, "Sandra plays her idol and Rupert goes home." Yes I actually wrote that down folks, I am God.
Opening Sequence
Rupert says, "My chances of winning just got better." Ooooohhh, cringe, snap, the words of death on Survivor.
Parvati makes a very inciteful comment that she must get rid of Colby and Rupert as if they make it to the end they will win so she has to keep Russell around. In game play I hate this girl because she mocks people, she makes of them when they lose and overall if the brakes went out of my car, well I'll stop there.
Russell says he just got rid of Parvati's main companion and he is exactly right.
Treemail / OOPS the Sprint Treemail Spot
I just adore these little product placements throughout the show. I just thought of a great idea, how about the "Etch-A-Sketch Hidden Immunity Idol Moment." They could put a clue on an Etch-A-Sketch and when someone found it they could read it and just right down another bogus clue. HUH? Great idea isn't it? Yeah, you wish you had thought of it. Anyhow, it is the loved one's visit and we get to see people hugging, kissing and playing with each other's hair and that was just Colby and his brother.
Again I'm not being sarcastic about these product placements ads, love em'. So we go to the Pail Relay race which confused just a little bit. Um, did anyone else notice that each person's pail appeared to be a different size? Just sayin'. Jerri's bucket looked like it could hold about two gallons and Colby's looked like a small coffee can. That be like having a basketball challenge and you get LeBron James and I get frickin' Pee Wee Herman, that's fair. Anyhow Colby kept whining to brother to catch the water and his brother kept laughing in his face. Dude, I know you want to win but for the love of God, shut up. Jerri wins and take Parvati and Sandra on the Blow Hole Trip. Yes folks, I said Blow Hole and it was exactly that a place where people go to throw coconuts into a hole and watch the water shoot them high into the air. Remind of the time we made a Polish Cannon out of four aluminum cans and then shot tennis balls out of it, yeah, great times. Anyhow we find out that Sandra's uncle raised her after her mother died, (Hopefully this isn't another Johnny Fairplay moment) and she is very grateful for him. Jerri is fearful that Russell is mad because she didn't pick him to go and she is right. The point at this portion of the game is to keep your head about yourself as you are extremely tired and grouchy. Not this group, everyone is pissed about something. This bring me to my point of the week, everybody is talking about Russell but nobody does anything, until tiny little Sandra decides to trade blows with him. "Are you against me or for me?" Russell asks Sandra and she says, "Against you." We all know she did this because she knows she has the idol and also has the numbers. I hate to say it but she is the favorite to win now, even though I don't think she has done much other that stay out of harms way. Parvati then starts mocking Russell. Even I hate it when two people I don't care for mock one another.
Immunity
People then have to balance poles on the back of their wrists and it comes down to Parvati and Ruperts. I figure whomever loses this is out. Parvati wins. Tribal council is filled with a lot of issues to say the least, Sandra plays the idol and Rupert goes home. He plays the part of the poor guy when he says his final words. Sorry Rupert, liked you but you got outplayed, AGAIN.
So here we are at final five and here are my thoughts.
JERRI - She is more worried about pissing off Russell than winning the game. She has
no plan on how to win but might just fall into a win. She has the
weakest arguement to win against anybody. However she might convince
the jury with a great arguement if she can get to the final against
Russell and Parvati because they might cancel each other out.
COLBY - He is still pissed at his brother for not winning the reward challenge. He
has no end game strategy but nobody dislikes him so
no one wants him in the final.
RUSSELL - He plays very hard, runs over people like a bulldozer but pissed too many
people off. Everybody wants to go
against him in the final. The only
vote he might get is JT in the final.
PARVATI - She plays hard, listens, but again doesn't make friends very well. Colby
and Jerri would probably beat her if they take her to the final. As we found
out last time when Natalie beat Russell, people might vote more for
Parvati not to win, then Colby or Jerri to win.
SANDRA - She has many friends on the jury and more importantly hasn't really pissed
off anybody. Don't take her to the
finals with you at all costs.
Actually at looking at these people, I hate to
say it but a Russell, Parvati, Sandra
final would spark fireworks at the
final council.

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