It has been about 24 hours since I last posted and the emails are flooding in about my Farmville comments.
Curtis Hanson from New York, New York writes:
"Dude take a chill pill about Farmville. This is all in good fun and by the way my corn crop is busting out."
Dear Curtis,
Ah dude, the chill pills you are referring to are the Viagra your doctor prescribed and just a note, I don't need any Viagra. Secondly, that corn crop that is busting out in your pants is from the blue pills. Go farm yourself.
Yours always, Rudy
Wynonna Smithson from Uclid, Alabama
"Um, hey, Farmville is lotsa fun. why you crankin' on it?"
Dear Wynonna,
There is only one Wynonna in the world that I would respond to with respect and she sings country songs with her mom Naomi. So get back with me when you and your mom get back from buying matching tube tops from Wal Mart and learn how to play the banjo.
Regretfully, Willie Nelson's cousin
P.S.
There is no such word as lotsa, I won't even comment on "Crankin'" and make sure you brush your tooth before you call me again.
By the way I am thinking of inventing a game called, "Humanville." You setup a make believe online person and pretend to do real life things like getting a job and making up friends.
Thanks
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Oh stop with the farmville stuff already! Just come on over to the dark side! You know you want to.... We have cookies! Real good cookies, made with farm fresh milk and eggs, real chocolate from my cocoa trees and walnuts from my walnut trees and I grow my own wheat too! and I do have a "real life" by the way, this is just what I do to escape it for an hour or so everyday, it keeps me from beating the kids, killing the check out lady at Krogers and generally going postal on the world. so I think it's a good thing! Don't you??
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