Gonna wup yo' butt wit' a zip line.

Letter of the week from Gladys Ingersole of Tacoma, Washington.
Hey dickhead,
Why don't we get your rants early on Friday mornings as we used too? Secondly, why are Dan and Kelli two legs still in the game?
Dear Gladys,
Gladys is really your name? As God as my witness I have never met a Gladys in my entire life. Let me guess you play Bridge every Tuesday with Blanche, Madge and Edith. To answer your whines, first of all Survivor moved from Thursdays to Wednesdays without my approval which puts a crimp in my blog schedule. Secondly Dan and Kelli two legs are still in the game because state law requires two stupid people remain on a reality show for at least ten episodes. That's not to be confused with the law about not having two stupid blondes on a reality show at the same time but I am sure you and your twin blonde sister already know this.
Toodles
This week
"Take em' to the wood shed and whip his ass." Jane talking about Marty
Good thing Jane didn't go zip lining with the boys or when it was Marty's turn it would have been zip falling. Man they really don't like one another do they? They probably met years ago at a kegger on campus somewhere?
Libertad Day 23
Marty asks Sash if he thinks Chase voted for him? Out of the eleven people who voted last week, why would Chase's vote make a difference? Marty doesn't like Jane nor Chase and the only thing they have in common is North Carolina. You Tar Hell hater.
Reward Challenge
By happenstance the eleven people were randomly split up and it came up boys against the girls. The odd person out was Chase and after looking at the challenge, why would he choose the girls to win? I want cards and letters on this one, give me one good reason why after you have a chance to see what the challenge involves would someone chose the women over the men? All they had to do at the end of the challenge was run through a brick wall. Yeah, give me the 95 pound woman against the stronger men, Dah? The men blow them away and win a trip which included zip lining, beer and food. Throw in a lap dance and call it a day.
Back at camp.
Sash says he and Brenda have the power. Brenda is thinking about Sash while Sash is saying this. We then see Chase turning paranoid and making sure that no one is voting him out. Many things get you voted out of Survivor including paranoia and thinking people are out to get you.
Immunity Challenge
The memory game. Where is the challenge in trying to remember pictures in random order? The only thing you are doing is profiling the stupid people. It comes down to Brenda and Marty. Brenda wins when Marty finally fails on remembering between a wheel and a knife. It might have been something else but their is no real challenge in this game other than not getting beat by a dumbass.
Back at Camp
Fabio says he hates playing dumb in order to move on in this game. By a show of blonde strands of hair, how many people thought that was the pot calling the kettle black? Naonka says she is going to follow her intuition. HUH? Now by another vote of hands, which comment was dumber? Basically the plan was to tell everyone they were voting for Naonka but actually voting for Jane. Really, that was the plan in letting everyone to think they were voting for Naonka when really they were voting for Jane. I know this was the plan because I am pretty sure Fabio told the plan to Naonka too.
Brenda of course pipes in for the the 87th time that she was going along with the plan, BUT that her and Sash were still running the show. Isn't that like the husband saying he is in charge of the house...........whenever his wife isn't home. Marty goes home. He did make one valid point, how is it Naonka is getting free pass even after she stole things last week? Oh yeah Naonka said she was a humanitarian and makes human mistakes. WOW, I didn't realize that was what a humanitarian does.
Next week.
When the tribe returns to camp we see gasps and everyone saying "OH MY GOD" from everyone including GOD himself, only he says "Oh Myself."