Paranoia runs rampant.........

If you have been following my blog through the years you know my feelings about locker rooms in health clubs. You also know that I think there should be a state law on how long a total stranger can stand in front of you with his junk hanging out. This law should allow about five seconds unless he is having trouble getting his combination lock to open, then I give him another 20 seconds. However this pales in comparison to the new super sized toilet paper roll holders that are now installed. Not sure at all if they have these in the women's bathroom, but they average is size between a wheel of cheese and a spare tire you carry in your trunk. The good news is they only have to change these rolls about as often as you change your clocks in the fall and spring. The bad news is they seal each roll by using about a bottle of paste the size that you bought your first grader years and years ago. Saturday it took me about five minutes of scratching and clawing at the paper to finally break the paste seal. Whomever is ahead of the sealing department is getting a letter.
Now back to your regularly scheduled rant.
Day 29 - Libertad
Holly can't believe that Naonka Donka and Two Legged Kelli both quit. As I said before if you quit you shouldn't be allowed on the reunion show, period. The group decided to name the remaining Chicken and called it Kelli-Na. After losing three of his alliance in the past two tribal councils, Sash still thinks the run is in his favor. How he came up with that, I ain't at all sure. Sash then tells the other six players that he is a free agent and will play his idol at the next tribal council. He then starts asking people how they are going to vote. What dumbass would give out his strategy then turn around and ask everyone for their strategy? I am not at all sure of his thinking right now. Chase wants to stay with the women while at the same time saying if Jane makes it to the final she wins. Are these guys twin blondes or what?
Reward
The mud pit, to the bale of hay to tossing beanbags that balance on a barrell. Dan can't sit out anymore but he might as well because, well because he is Dan. Chase wins this going away and then makes yet another questionable decision by taking Holly and Jane on reward. He tells Holly he should have brought Sash.
Sash says that Jane and Holly are the least strategic people. From my vantage I have to disagree. Holly was the reason that Brenda is no longer around dude, wake up. As far as Jane goes, you yourself said she would win if she made it to the final so she must be doing something right. While Holly, Chase and Jane are away the others kill the final chicken and eat it. Jane crys about it, builds a grave, holds a grave side service, sings O Holy Night and then tells us she would have whacked the chicken too and ate it private. Nice touch. Holly and Benry both say they don't trust Sash and then Fabio and Benry take turns on the paranoia train and keep asking people if anybody is talking about them.
Immunity
Rope lengths, gold coins and puzzles. Sash wins this one going away as he figures out the coin puzzle pretty easily. Sometimes brains come in handy. We see Sash say he is in control and can't wait for his million dollars. The kiss of death maybe?
The one thing that stands out is Sash hugging Jane and saying, "You are a mom figure, we are all loyal and sincere, we can't back stab each other." As I sat there watching I got a little puke in the back of my throat when I heard that.
Final Council
The best thing about this council was when Na and Kelli walked in he said, "And the two quitters." Benry gets voted out.
Next week.
The family shows up for a challenge. I hate to say it but this was a pretty boring week.