I don’t need no stinkin’ blind sides.

I am the biggest fan of Survivor that I know. If you have been watching Survivor for as many years as I have, you have to agree, there is no such thing as a blind side anymore. I take that back, Osama Bin Laden, yeah now that dude got frickin’ blind sided. My point being, if you get voted out, you got voted out. Blind side is so yesterday is terms of Survivor.
Murliano Day 33 or whatever
Ashley says “We blindsided Andrea.” If you take that logic then anybody voted out from now on will be blindsided. I just don’t see it. But then again, that is what a blindside is, people who don’t see it coming. They get too comfortable and believe everything people say. The difference this year is, Redemption Island. Ashley and Natalie start talking and Ashely thinks this might be a good time to take Rob out. Natalie of course runs right back to Rob to tell him. I wonder if Ashley has been sitting at home over the past few weeks watching Natalie rat her out and thinking to herself, “What a Bitch.” Who is the bigger villain, Rob or Natalie?
Redemption Island
Andrea shows up and starts talking to Mike, Ralph and Matt about how bad she feels that she trusted those people who just voted her out. Um excuse me Andrea, question from the press corp here, Andy Fairbanks I write for the newspaper, Whiners R’ Us, “Didn’t you earn Matt’s trust and then vote him out, not once but twice? My second question is, why do think Matt would have any sympathy for you?” She then tells Matt she felt terrible for voting for him which he responds “Sorry I ruined your Survivor experience.” God couldn’t have said it better. Ralph one ups Matt and makes Andrea sleep on the ground.
Challenge / Redemption Island
Handle maize / puzzle. Ralph gets out to a huge lead and then can’t figure the puzzle out. Ralph reminds me of Terry Bradshaw who used to be the quarterback of the Pittsburgh Steelers, Everybody likes the guy, but he is sort of dumbass. A rival player once said of Terry, “Dude couldn’t spell the word CAT if you spotted him the C and the A.” That describes Ralph. Love Ralph but he simply wasn’t smart enough, this time around, to win. Dude loses and is sent to the jury. Mike, Matt and Andrea remain.
Muliano Day 34
Rice Wars II. Phillip pipes up that the girls don’t need as much rice because they are smaller. While that is true, they are also two people who might be voting for who wins a million dollars you red underwear wearin’ dumbass. Ya know, if Phillip was running for public office against a dead guy and Natalie and Ashley were the deciding votes, they would probably vote for the dead guy. Rob then starts stirring the pot between Ashley and Grant and telling them the other one wants them out. That is so perfect Survivor strategy with one downfall, if they would ever get together to talk, it’s over for Rob. In this season though, no one fact checks anything they just assume Rob is telling the truth. Now from years past, why would you believe anything Rob tells you? Rob then goes for a walk with Grant and Phillip. Ashley is next……………………….
Challenge
I can do this with one arm tied behind my back. Pick up rings, then a bag of bone and then place these onto a skeleton. Ashley wins just ahead of Grant. She gets room service as well as immunity and invites Natalie to share. We then get to see the girls munch down and then watch them in various poses trying to digest their food. Even though I don’t think Ashley deserves to win, tonight’s episode would have been boring had she lost and been voted out. Grant is sent packing.