Where's my shit man?

Okay I know it's still about a month and a half until Survivor starts, but it's high time to get warmed up with a recent story.
How is it with the advent of bar coding and scanning packages that UPS can simply lose a box? Someone please explain that to me. Tuesday I sent out three boxes addressed to the same location and only two of the boxes made it to the destination. I could be wrong but I can go onto the UPS website and find out exactly where my boxes are, based on the bar code scanning. How do you lose a box? I have watched people from UPS load boxes onto and off of their trucks and with each entry and departure they scan the box. That's what the frickin' system is for, tracing boxes. Doesn't logic say if you have 50 boxes on your truck, you should have 50 scans when you deliver? I even asked the dispatcher to check the bar code records of the driver who was supposed to deliver the package, take some responsibility here. Their answer to me was, "We have searched all our facilities and can find no box." Why don't you ask the frickin' driver Einstein, if no one signed for the package then he didn't deliver it. This brings me to my conclusion that UPS employees should not have kids. Can you imagine two UPS parents loading their three kids into the car on Thanksgiving to visit the grandparents and arriving with only two kids? Grandma and Grandpa come out and ask, "Where's Julie?" The UPS workers search the car and say, "Well we have looked everywhere and can't find her. Boy that turkey smells good, who's hungry?"
Next Week: How licking postal stamps can help you lose weight.