Poems, Prayers and Underwear

Wearing Underwear
I have said this on more than one occasion in my life, anyone who gets paid to do a job while wearing nothing but their underwear is my hero. But I digress.
Brandon, Brandon, Brandon.
Dude is trying so hard not to be like his uncle Russell that he is turning out to be .................a lot like his uncle Russell. He tells us he has done some things in the past that he regrets but hopes his faith in God will help him. Ya know I can relate, I have done some things in the past and thank God no one found out.
More on this later.
Redemption Island
Semhar recites a poem she wrote about not loving people who did her wrong. Now I'm not a poet but here goes my stab at poetry, it's titled: Semhar Lost
Semhar Lost,
Do not pass Go
Do not collect $ 200.00
Semhar Lost.
Upolo
Coach has an alliance of five and thinks Christine isn't trustworthy, afterall she had the gall to go out and look for one of the idols. That bitch. The person that is a mystery to me is Edna. She walks around like she just got done shopping at Wal Mart and is just waiting for the next bus. I don't get her.
Savaii - Cocharan
Cocharan thanks everyone for not voting him out the night before and vows to get better. My question is, does this guy really go to Harvard the Ivy League school or does he really go to Harvard Community College in Pocatello, Idaho? Just wondering?
Ozzie and the Idol
Where does he find the idol, in a frickin' tree of course. The guy/lady who hides these idols should be fired immediately. I think the only time in the history of Survivor that a hidden immunity wasn't hidden in a tree was when it was hidden on a foot bridge which of made of what? Wood from a tree. I was trying to read the clue that Christine found in the hole in the tree and my guess was the clue read "You'll find the idol in a hole in a tree." Brilliant.
Jim
For those of you who don't know, Jim is a professional poker player. He is God's gift to mankind, just ask him. He has his 3 & 2 theory, he, Keith and Ozzie and two other people. Ya know, he is exactly right because, and I used a calculator to confirm this but he, Keith and Ozzie do make 3 and 2 other people make, well as funny as it sound that makes 2. Oh yeah, after the fact that Ozzie made the alliance with Keith and Jim, well Jim takes credit for it, the architect as he says. Go smoke some more weed. Oh yeah, he also said he was at the cool kids table. Nope, Cocharan sits there.
Brandon Part II
Dude says he is happily married and doesn't like Mikayla. Thing is he keeps staring at her. If you don't like her, quit staring at her butt all day and most importantly quit telling your wife on national television that you area staring at her butt.
Christine
She gets excited about finding an idol clue. That's like getting excited when you find the bottle opener, but you have no beer.
Challenge
Maypole, keys and crates. Upolo had this won and lost, and that's about all you can say.
Pre Tribal Council
What a cluster *&^%. A whole lot of confusion for what should be a simple vote, Christine. Coach was actually the voice of reason to Brandon. Brandon does lie to Christine and Stacey about the tribe wanting to get rid of Mikayla. Dude your pants are smoking.
Tribal Council and Coach
Three things stand out here. First, Coach brings out dirty laundry against Christine saying they want Mikayla gone. Which is a result of Brandon's lie to him. Albert steps up and says Coach not telling Christine and Stacey about who told him about the Mikayla vote is a sign of loyalty. Then Brandon brings everyone down by saying he told Coach a lie. Not ten minutes earlier Coach said he got burnt by trusting people too much in his last ventures into Survivor and it happens yet again. Coach also confuses me because he wants to play with honor but has no problem giving up information on people not in his alliance. Is that honor?
Albert
Anyone who is playing this game needs to pay attention to him. This guy could take this game over very easily. I have spoken.