It's Cochran's Fault

Dear Andy,
Where did Cochran get his dress coat?
Arnie Flemler, Amsterdam Vermont

Dear Arnie,
In the opening credits they showed a homeless guy on the beach with a shopping cart and sign which read, "Will be in your alliance for food." Cochran hit him over the head with a coconut and then stole his jacket. Evidently it's homecoming at Harvard this weekend and he needed a suit.
P.S.
Arnie, can you send me some Maple Syrup, I have a hankering for some waffles.

The Fallout at TeTuna
Cochran gets an earful from both Jim and Whitney. Jim tells Cochran he is a piece of crap and to never talk to him again. Whitney drops a couple of f-bombs on Cochran and calls him disgusting. WOW. These two people have done nothing but complain about Cochran to his face, have asked him to take more responsibility for his actions and to not take things personnally. For my two cents they are both talking about both sides of their mouth because they do exactly the opposite of what they expect out of Cochran. More on this later. We see Ozzie wanting to talk to Cochran alone and Brandon stepping in. Ozzie makes the comment of "We aren't thugs out here." He also said he put in ass on the line for Cochran. Yes, yes you did Ozzie, you chose to do that on your own, again don't blame Cochran for a decision you made.
TeTuna day 22
Coach thinks thing are going his way. UH OH, the kiss of death. The island will probably get hit by a Tsunami now.
Challenge
Coconut toss into a ring. Is there anything you can't do with a coconut that involves fun? I am thinking about opening up a coconut farm next year. Jim wins immuinty and starts looking for a friend.
Pre Tribal Council
The obvious is spoken. Coach says the cockiness of the other tribe has subsided. Jim blames Cochran for being, "Less of a man," and also says Cochran is to blame for the job loss in the United States and finally says "Charlie Sheen would still be on Two and Half Men if it weren't for Cochran." That frickin' Cochran.
The Plan / Tribal Council
Jim wants to give Ozzie the immunity idol and then tell everyone that 10 of the 11 people left in the game have integrity and honesty and only Cochran doesn't. At Tribal Council, Cochran tells people that the reception after the last vote was chilly from his tribe. Jim admits to saying some childish things to Cochran. Of course he also says they have saved Cochran several times and that Cochran is dishonorable person. Whitney thinks she is being vilified and cries a river. Jim then gives his best "This would be a good time to send a message to future players that you can win this game with ingerity." All he needed was a pulpit, the setting of the Lincoln monument and a picture of Martin Luther King and it would have been perfect. Notice he didn't say "Win with integrity and balls," because when it came time for Jim to determine if he would really give the idol to Ozzie before the vote, he of course backed out. Dude when you say you are going to put yourself out, like Ozzie and Cochran did, you should really follow through because if you don't, your words sort of ring hollow. Ozzie is sent to Redemption Island where he will feed people, embrace them and then beat them. Go Ozzie, go. Oh yeah, I think one of the players wrote Coch&^%$ on their card for Cochran. Let me guess, probably Jim, how immature. Oh yes that girl Whitney who felt vilified switched her vote to friend Ozzie. That should come out at the Reunion Show.
Second Challenge
Eat or challenge. If I was on the tribe with the majority I would have done the challenge for two reason. First, its frickin' Survivor. Secondly, if you win you have full control on who goes home. Vilified Whitney wins. Oh yes, a weary Brandon rests his shoulder on Cochran's neck. How sweet.
The Plan #2
Jim diagrams a play in the sand for Albert and Sophie to vote out Edna. Albert thinks Jim has a good idea but is more key on getting Dawn out who is really fitting in with the dominant group now. The group does the smart thing and rids itself of Jim. By the say, Edna is still playing for those of you keeping score at home. Have no idea where she has been hiding, but she is still in the game. and oh yes, Cochran makes a fashion statement with his new coat.
Next Week.
Albert is making a play and Coach doesn't like it. Ozzie climbs a tree. Jim blames Cochran for JoePa being fired at Penn State.