Home Visit Part 23

Dear Blog Guy,
Why do you think everyone cried last night during the loved one's visit?
Abner Doubleday, Witchita KS

Dear Abner,
You have to remember that this was taped from earlier in the year. They had all just been told that Kim Kardashian was getting a divorce. AGAIN.
P.S.
Abner, didn't you invent baseball? I thought you were dead.

Speaking of dead. A quick moment of silence for Henry Morgan who played Col. Sherman T. Potter on M*A*S*H died yesterday. And no he wasn't related to Harry Potter.

Cochran on Redemption Island
Cochran is a little upset that the tribe voted him out and used him after he flipped on Savaii. Dude, I did like your decision and courage to flip against your own tribe. You had to think this would happen with the old Upolu crew being as tight as they are. Ozzie tells Cochran that he can get them all back by voting for him to win. Wait a minute, Ozzie already thinks he is in the finals and Cochran picks up on this. Ozzie says privately to the camera that Cochran has no chance.

Day 30 at camp
Coach is upset with Brandon because of his comments at tribal council about Edna.
The loyalty, truth and honor card is played. Edna is talking to Coach about Brandon when suddenly Brandon yells out that treemail has arrived with a flat screen phone included.
30 Second Commercial
I was out shopping on Saturday with one of my sister's and went into Brookstone. They now have a phone app which allows you to fly a model helicopter from your phone. Yes folks we have digressed enough as a population to the point where we don't even have to put our phones down to play games. I am hoping they come up with a softball app for next summer so I can hit the ball, run the bases and play outfield all while sitting in the dugout while drinking beer and eating donuts. I hope to have my cholesterol level up to 500 by my birthday.
Where was I, oh yeah
So it is the family visit episode. Coach equates it to having a phone from 1995 on the island. What? I don't get what he said there. Anyhow, we get to see family members on the phone.
Redemption Island Challenge
Ozzie beats Cochran in a very close ball and maize game. Here is a dumb question. Why did they have to grapple hook three balls when they only needed one? Cochran then says this was the best thing to ever happen to him. Even better then going to Harvard to become a lawyer? After Cochran leaves, family members arrive, tears are shed when Jeff spills the beans about Kim Kardashian's impending divorce. So sad. Sophie's dad, Edna's sister and Rick's wife aren't allowed to stay. Thanks for flying 18 hours one way to get a five minute hug. Now get out. The other people get to go to the Redemption Island shelter which looks like it was built by Bob Villa and a crew from Sears.
Challenge.
Chinese Checkers. It is quite apparent from the start that the group is out to get Edna. She starts complaining and Brandon chimes in. Coach wins immunity.
Tetuna Day 32
Brandon apologizes to Edna for being too harsh. Edna makes a valiant effort to persuade the group that Brandon is the most disloyal of them all. Even though everyone agrees with her, she still gets voted out.
Next Week.
WOW. It looks like Edna beats Ozzie but I am guessing it ain't so. Then all hell breaks loose at camp. It appears the brunt of the wrath is pointed toward Coach. As I mentioned before, I am guessing that Albert and Sophie spill the beans to Rick and Brandon about when Coach really found the hidden immunity idol. Oh yeah, the tribe breaks down again when Jeff tells them that Lindsay Lohan is headed back to jail.