Worst player on a tribe that sucks

Bikal Night 16 – Post Tribal Council Julia says she almost peed herself at tribal council that night because she thought she was going home. Sounds like someone needs a pair of Depends. Mike said his now voted out tribe-mate Matt was his guy. Sounds like a funeral. Corrine is talking to Mike about getting rid of Philip. Philip notices that Corrine is talking to Mike and doesn’t like it. Cochran notices that Philip doesn’t like Corrine talking to Mike. Sounds like an episode of “Housewives of Survivor.” Whenever it happens Corrine vs. Philip is going to be a good fight, can’t wait. Bikal Day 17 Treemail comes and it makes reference to the strong beating the weak. Philip then tells everyone in camp if it involves strength he will carry the carry day. The only thing missing during his speech was a flowing cape flapping in the wind and the sound of horns blaring in the background. Reward Challenge Team members are clipped together to an adjoining rope and are to make their way around the race track attempting to catch the other team which started on the other side of the oval shaped race track, which by the way is situated in the water. Oh yes, each tribe member is carrying a twenty pound bag of sand as well. The idea is simple, catch the other team. Gota wins easily making it look like an Olympic sprinter on steroids competing against Betty White. For those of you who don’t know it, Betty White is a 90 year old actress. Very funny, very nice but she would suck at this challenge. Bikal Camp (Losers Camp) Philip mentions that he didn’t want to go to tribal council again and realizes they haven’t had the immunity challenge as of yet. Philip then talks to Julia about his Stealth-R-Us plans and makes mention of her being a double agent but warns her not to say anything to anybody. Of course Julia’s definition of don’t say anything to anybody means tell Dawn something five minutes after you were told not to say anything. Dawn then reports back to Philip what Julia said. Talk about summer camp for kids. Dawn is playing the same role she did when she played before, the dutiful tattletale. Gota Tribe Reynold and Malcolm are bonding and Reynold lets Malcolm know that he has an idol. Malcolm then confesses to the home viewers that he has an idol and knows who has the other idol and that he is now in control of the game with Eddie, Reynold and Erik making them the Four Alpha Males. I believe I have heard the infamous words, “I am in control of this game,” many, many times before from people who didn’t end up winning the game. Immunity Challenge The teams will send three players in a canoe out in the water to dock at a raft. The three will then dive into the water to release an anchored statue and bring it back to shore. The statue is placed onto a man made elevator which is locked down with five locks. Then someone will retrieve five keys by throwing a grappling hook and retrieving them. The keys will be used to release five locks which will allow the statue to move upward to the top its pedestal. Gota again wins easily. Bikal Camp Philip whispers to Cochran that he wasn’t trying very hard at the challenge because he wanted to vote out either Mike or Julia. Oh yeah the old, “I wasn’t trying very hard,” speech. Dude just admit it, you have been sucking at challenges. Maybe he needs to eat a Snickers. Cochran isn’t buying that story either. Corrine wants Philip gone but thinks this is too early to get rid of one of the people in her old fan base. Tribal Council Mike says morale in down. REALLY? Your tribe lost another challenge that wasn’t even close and you think morale is down? Corrine says there is tension with the 4 members of the Favorites in camp. Philip says he and Corrine don’t always see eye to eye. This is Tribal Council it is “Council of Cliches.” The reason this tribe is doing bad is they have no real leader, someone needs to say it. The first vote ends in tie with three for Mike and three for Julia. That means a re-vote in which Mike and Julia don’t vote and unfortunately for Julia she is basically voted out as worst player on a tribe that sucks. That would be the worst fate of all, I was voted worst player on a tribe that sucks. Next week the merge comes. What did we learn last night. While Gota did dominate the last few challenges the merge comes next week which is similar to when Carol and Mike Brady got married back in 1970. Each side brings some good looking people, some smart people and assorted dumbasses into one household with each person trying to fit in and most importantly learning to share one bathroom. I think the Brady Bunch had more episodes than any other sitcom that pertained to bathroom sequences, but I digress. What the merge usually brings is unlikely alliances, one or two really dumb moves and someone stepping up who you wouldn’t think would have the nerve. Now the fun really starts.