Snot Rockets, Welfare Checks and Topless Mud Challenges

I know that you have all been through this experience. You are trying to get over a cold and your left sinus cavity has been totally blocked for about three days and you reach for a tissue, blow your nose and shoot a snot rocket out that blows the bottom of your tissue apsrt. (Sounds sort of like a paint ball going through a fan) The air finally rushes into your left sinus and you nearly fall down because you get so dizzy from the pressure equalizing out in your head that you almost puke.
Happy Friday morning to everyone.
Villains
Is it just me or does anybody else think Sandra and Courtney would have problems getting welfare checks? They don't do anything on the show. Oh, wait a minute they do slow people down on challenges so they might be a good fit as state workers.
We start this week like every other week with Russell telling us he is in charge and then we see Danielle and Parvati talking about blindsiding people. Then we pan to Jerri saying she might have voted for the wrong person in getting rid of Rob and expressing this to Coach. Ya Think? You took out a person who not only was a great challenge player but he was in your alliance and was looking out for you. Why don't you go home and shove a fork in your dad's eye as a thank you. And then we hear dumbass #2 aka/Coach who voted for Courtney last time which resulted in Rob going home, saying the Villains are dead. Upon reading the tree mail they are convinced the merge is coming and do what all players do in this case, pack up their entire camp and assume they are moving.
Heroes
J.T. goes looking for the idol about five seconds after saying "The Group," needs to look for it together. Amanda has her radar on and follows J.T. and gets to him as he is admiring it. He does his best song and dance routine and is forced to show it to her. (He probably could have re-hid it had he not spent about five minutes fondling it like it was the first boob he ever touched)Then Candance comes along and soon everyone knows he has it.
Reward Challenge
Amanda gets in her weekly "OH MY GOD," when she sees the feast of food and then again when she sees Rob was voted out. I am pretty sure I have read where she has uttered those three words more times than all the reality stars combined in the history or television. Jeff teases the Villains by saying, Drop your..........expectations, we aren't merging. Dude probably stayed up night and waited many years to say that. Yeah.............Bowling for reward reminded of a show I watched on tv called Bowling for Dollars years ago. I think our bus driver appeared on the show once winning about $ 50.00 and gift card from the department store Mr. Wiggs. Mr. Wiggs was the early version of WalMart with the exception being you had to have at least six teeth and not wear stupid clothes to shop there. Back to our bus driver, she wouldn't have rolled five gutter balls in a row like the Villains did who once again got their asses handed to them. ALSO................I thought of this before the reward challenge and wrote this down. They had to have two people sit out and I wrote this down. DO NOT have Courtney and Sandra sit out the reward challenge because if you do, they MUST play in the immunity challenge. Now in going over my notes I see where Russell, Coach and Danielle have all said Courtney and Sandra are horrible challenges. More on this to come.
The heroes stuff themselves. Rupert and Amanda get a little cocky with comments including the "Fantastic Five." You are actually the fantastic four with a one broken tooth southern boy who is about you start back stabbing you.
Back at villains camp Jerri starts complaining about sitting out Courtney and Sandra for the reward challenge and Sandra says, "So you are blaming us for losing today?"
Danielle jumps in and says the same thing. You see one part of this game involves being social you see...............not being a dumbass. The team then starts talking about who they are going to vote out next, BEFORE they ever go to the challenge. As for the challenge the Villains should have just mailed this one in as the two people, take a minute and think about who sucked at the challenge, go ahead I will wait................................................................................ Sandra and Courtney cost the Villains again. Then they go back to camp and lament about losing again. OH YEAH, did anybody catch the topless Heroe girl covered in mud in the backgroud? It was either Amanda or Candance just standing there with her top down around her waist. DID ANYBODY TEVO THAT PART? Just asking. Back to the Villains, Um, just an idea here. Had you kept Rob and throw in the fact you put Sandra and Courtney in the challenge in the first place, it's not your effort but rather your dumbass decision making that is hurting you. It is an unwritten rule to get rid of the weakest players BEFORE the merge.
The Villains go to tribal council and Jeff is deep in Courtney's shit right away. I didn't think the host was playing but it appeared he was. Don't hide from it Jeff, you pushed her in front of the bus and I am saying this about someone who shouldn't be there in the first place. So the Villains make the obvious choice by voting out the only player to not only finish but win his leg of the immunity challenge and keeping the whiny ass girl with the bad ankle who only contribution to the team is she has good penmenship. Russell better hope for a merge or at the very least a win in the next immunity challenge. Next week we see J.T. toying with the idea of giving Russell the idol. WTF?