Betty Crocker and Dirt Squirrels

"I took the flour so I could measure it so it would last longer when we were cooking." Naonka Crocker. "Alina is a dirt squirrel." Benry. I have read some of Betty Crocker's cookbooks and in no chapter does she mention grabbing a bag of flour and burying it in the ground while being stranded on an island. Maybe she was going to bread and cook the dirt squirrel Benry was talking about.
I kept wondering all week if Sash was going to keep his promise to Marty and give the idol back after not voting for him. I guess he kept half a promise so far. More on this later.
LaFlor
Marty thinks he is a dead man walking. Marty has new life yet again. It was funny how the producers showed buzzards picking at a carcass during his confessional, great editing. Sash then says people need to be loyal to him. Hey Sash, hasn't Marty been the most loyal? Fabio finds treemail and tells his group the merge is in order and everyone cheers, shoots off bottle rockets and have a circle pee.
Espada
We see a big box with a DO NOT OPEN on it, WOW the suspense. Maybe LaFlor had voted out Marty the night before and sent his body as a message not to screw the LaFlor tribe. Benry says Alina had burned some bridges and needs to go. Alina says the tribe of six has to keep strong and go after Marty. Naonka says Alina was talking but nobody was listening. The chest is opened when both tribes are together and food, food, food and Marty decides the new tribe should be named Libertab which means Liberty. What no justice for all? Naonka starts hoarding food when no one is around to watch her steal it, that is everyone but that frickin' camera guy who seesms to be everywhere. We find out that Brenda hates Jane and she also thinks Marty is stupid for giving away the idol. Um Brenda, counting tonight you have had three chances to vote Marty out. Who you callin' stupid? Jane then tells Chase that she runs 3 miles a day and does PX90 and has a weekly enema. Chase thinks Jane is a true country girl and he plans on planting some corn next spring in honor of his new found friend. Naonka makes Tortillas and everyone grabs food and she gets very little of the food she just cooked so she does what every logical person would which is to steal the flour and cooking pan and go bury it in the sand. Holly notices this. Naonka starts toying with Alina in hopes of getting her jury vote at the end. Looooong way from that Betty Crocker. Fabio discovers that a lot of the food, flour and a cooking pan are missing as well as his last issue of Playboy. That would piss me off too. Holly asks Naonka about seeing her taking the flour and Naonka first denies it then says "I was measuring out the flour so it would last longer." Evidently it's easier to measure flour while its buried in the ground. It then appeared that Marty was leading a drug type intervention on behalf of Naonka to find out why she stole the items. People who enable flour stealers only drag them down in the long run.
Day 22
Brenda said Naonka took stuff but so did Alina. This makes no sense, its' okay for one person to steal but not the other. Sash then approaches Naonka and tells her that he wants to take her to the final as she is his number one girl. Wait until the other prom dates find out what you said. Marty starts in on a rant about Jane referring to her momma and all that crap. I am getting the impression that people from the country are not Marty's cup of designer tea.
Immunity
People have to hold two pieces of iron together to support a steal rod. To no one's surprise Dan and two legged Kelli are both gone in about five seconds. Fabio and Jane both win immunity. Jane confesses that she wanted to beat Marty badly. Kelli two legs then makes her first comment since Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, "I want to keep the girls together." Well who doesn't want to keep the girls together, I do too but for different reasons. Sash then makes another bold move by telling people he wants to keep his loyalty to Marty and not vote him out. I'm sorry but if I am playing this game, how does your loyalty to another player benefit me? Everyone left in the game should be asking that questions especially after what he said last week. Dan tells Marty that Chase is going after him.
Tribal Council
Holly says it is not enough just to play along, you have to take a chance. I agree. Marty then rambles on and on about Jane making an early mistake with her alliance and he is sick and tired of her country references and that if she makes it to the final and he doesn't, he will vote for her for a million dollars. The German judge gives him a 7.5 on content, a 9.5 on whininess and a 1.5 on his Side Show Bob haircut. Alina makes a great point, a little too late, that Marty is a huge threat and she is a swing vote pawn. Alina gets voted out like 200 - 1 and even her mom votes her off. Obviously she made no lasting alliances as people simply don't get that many votes unless they have really pissed some people off.
Next week
We see Brenda say that people need to know their place, what a bitch.