I am not going to gloat that I told you so, but I did. Remember J.T. saying he was going to play this game differently this time around, remember? And my response was, no you won't? Remember? If you don't remember then you need to make a doctor's appointment and get checked for Alzheimer's because it just happened last week. Well, J.T.'s new strategy worked for all of about three days in Survivorville because we see him apologizing to Tom for voting out Stephenie, instead of voting for James. Yeah dude, you and I and about 11 million other people know you would have never apologized if James had been voted out. Me thinks that one will come back to haunt you. Then we see Tom telling James to "play gentler." We then see Tom and Colby reflecting on what has happened and how they may have to change. Again, ain't gonna happen. This brings me to my first huge point of the week, pitting former winner's against non-winners will never work in Survivor. With everything being equal and it will happen as it happened in the first Survivor All Stars, the vote will come down to a non-winner staying over a winner. Yes folks it will happen a few times this season, that will be the reasoning. That's my main reasoning why Parvati, Tom, J.T., Sandra, and Rupert and probably Rob because his wife won, won't win.
Speaking of Rob, I never gave him props for building fire last week without flint. Then he makes a keen observation that who people sleep by makes a difference. That was one of those comments that made perfect sense right when he said it. We see people jumping around when Tom recaptures the chicken, must have been a boring three days. Coach makes a comment to Russell that Parvati is very dangerous, ya think? Even before the game started I circled her as one to get rid of quickly, especially if I am a guy. Talk about a creature of habit, this is her third time playing and she plays exactly the same each time, flirting with the guys and then getting rid of them. We then see our favorite bully Russell hiding the machete. Since no one from his season is playing, this was a bold move in an attempt to cause discord at camp. However, with this being the second and third go around for the players, it may not cause any problems. We then see Russell being buddies with Parvati telling her he wants to take her to the final two. Again, these aren't first time players and they aren't going to fall for this. Then we get to this week's foreshadowing. Randy goes out and finds a huge shell and asks people if they want to share? Dude? I said people are creatures of habit and Randy asks people if they want to share, pinch me.
No one wants any at first but then Parv and Sandra have a little. We then see Courtney looking pissed. I think of 200 - 300 people who have played Survivor before and I am trying to think of one reason why they brought her back over the other 199 - 299 players. She didn't do squat the first time around and this time around I would have to give her a D- for even doing squat. I don't get it. I actually hope the tribe mistakes her for a chicken and puts her into one of the cages. J.T. makes another mistake in telling Cirie that he thinks Candance doesn't trust her which of course causes Cirie to ask Candance who of course denies it. Then we see Candance breaking a cardinal rule as she starts asking everybody at camp about it. A few words of advice Candance, don't get paranoid and start asking people if they are talking about you because if you do this, people will start talking about you. Play the game to win, not to be scared.
The Immunity Challenge lasted about thirty seconds, that's how long it took Tom to beat Russell's ass in the padded mud wrestling competition. The villains treated this just like they treated their camp, not much interest. It sort of reminded me of the movie Cold Running with John Candy, the true story of the Jamaican Bob Sled team. Watching this has inspired me to try out for the USA Curling team for 2014, hey if I am going travel half way around the world to get my butt beat on national television, I might as well get a good ass kicking. The villains got beat 8 - 0 in one of the worst butt kickings in the history of Survivor.
We see the pre-tribal council talking and Sandra says "As long as its not me," for about the 20th time since she first started playing. Again, you can't tell me they picked her over other former players? What the hell, did all the other former players have weddings and funerals to go to? My goodness I think a blind guy with a wooden leg would be a better player. Jerri and Parvati don't really care for one another, go figure someone not liking Jerri, except Coach.
Anyhow, Randy gets voted out by a 9 - 1 count. Dude, 9 - 1? Really? Randy, one of the main things to accomplish is to make friends. Again, why did they take this guy for a second go around? Another prediction, Randy will get about five seconds of air time at the finale this year, he'll get to say hi to his dog.
For the record after three vote outs, here are my early observations. The hereo's want to work together as a team, but when the total team is working in a challenge they suck, they have a better camp setup, they work better in challenges when it involves one or two people at a time and they have a hard time handling adversity. The villains have a lousy camp, don't really care if they work together as a team, talk in terms of me, do better in team challenges and simply don't trust one another, other than the two people who people love to hate, Coach and Jerri. Someone do the math on that one.
Next week we see people looking for the hidden idol (hopefully if James finds it he will know how to use it this time) and Rob is shooting for Russell which probably means Rob is going home.
Until next week, Uncle Andy.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Monday, February 22, 2010
Irony, knowing, getting pissed off, and laughing. 2/22/2010
Okay this is off subject but its really right on subject. Knowing what you know about me, you should know, if don't already know, is that I know a lot about Survivor. Obviously I am a fan because as you know, I now have a blog and obviously I want to play because I have applied more times than Tiger Woods cheated on his wife. Well, maybe about ten percent as often but for about as many years. Maybe I should hold a press conference explaining why I haven't been chosen as of yet.
Anyhow, CBS was hosting an online video application to invite one person to get an interview to get on the show. My good friend Mark offered up his services which come right in my price range of a few beers for his efforts, and after one failed attempt at shooting the video at a meeting, one failed attempt because I talked too long and one very successful attempt, we had what I thought was a great one minute video. Since it was going to California we will call it a great one minute vi day ohh. Anyhow, short story long, we attempted to download the vi day ohh on Saturday while I was at work and went onto the CBS site and all went well until it stopped doing anything. The result was 100 percent downloaded and then nothing...........then nothing............then nothing two and half hours later, nothing. Sunday we attempted to download the vi day ohh again and nothing except 100 percent downloaded and nothing.
We fast forward to today. To add insult to injury I went online today to see if I had received any email or if my video was downloaded, no luck and, wait for it, one guy did what I did. Approximately 1,100 videos and I thought I was going to be the only football referee to send in a video tape and I'll be a SOB, one other guy did the football referee thing. I went from being exasperated, to pissed to laughing this morning. And yes before you Einstein's starting asking the technical questions, Did ya'all put it in the right format, was the dang gum thing one minute long, yadda, yadda, yadda, yes Jethro and Ellie Mae it was all of those things. Mark builds computers, fixes them and is a Dell certified rep so like me, he knows a few things.
So there you have it, I have been promising you a vi day ohh and didn't come through. I am drafting a letter to CBS and have sent an email so you can rest assure I will forward their response on why the vi day ohh didn't download. I am quite sure they will say, "Well uh, 1,100 other people didn't have a problem," which I will of course reply, I ain't them.
Andy
Anyhow, CBS was hosting an online video application to invite one person to get an interview to get on the show. My good friend Mark offered up his services which come right in my price range of a few beers for his efforts, and after one failed attempt at shooting the video at a meeting, one failed attempt because I talked too long and one very successful attempt, we had what I thought was a great one minute video. Since it was going to California we will call it a great one minute vi day ohh. Anyhow, short story long, we attempted to download the vi day ohh on Saturday while I was at work and went onto the CBS site and all went well until it stopped doing anything. The result was 100 percent downloaded and then nothing...........then nothing............then nothing two and half hours later, nothing. Sunday we attempted to download the vi day ohh again and nothing except 100 percent downloaded and nothing.
We fast forward to today. To add insult to injury I went online today to see if I had received any email or if my video was downloaded, no luck and, wait for it, one guy did what I did. Approximately 1,100 videos and I thought I was going to be the only football referee to send in a video tape and I'll be a SOB, one other guy did the football referee thing. I went from being exasperated, to pissed to laughing this morning. And yes before you Einstein's starting asking the technical questions, Did ya'all put it in the right format, was the dang gum thing one minute long, yadda, yadda, yadda, yes Jethro and Ellie Mae it was all of those things. Mark builds computers, fixes them and is a Dell certified rep so like me, he knows a few things.
So there you have it, I have been promising you a vi day ohh and didn't come through. I am drafting a letter to CBS and have sent an email so you can rest assure I will forward their response on why the vi day ohh didn't download. I am quite sure they will say, "Well uh, 1,100 other people didn't have a problem," which I will of course reply, I ain't them.
Andy
Friday, February 19, 2010
Ya'll and DVR's..........Week Two All Stars
According to Wikipedia the term Ya'll originated in the south and is a contraction for the words you and all. Using it in a sentence, "Ya'll come can over about 10:30 for brunch." In "UncleandyPedia" it is defined as a southern gentleman calling out a south philly girl such as "Ya'll didn't listen to J.T.'s instructions." The southern gentleman looking at the group while saying this but in actuality meaning the south philly girl didn't listen. More on this later.
People are creatures of habit even though they at times pretend not to be. At the beginning of last nights' show we hear J.T. from the Hereos' camp saying he is going to play the game differently this time around. No J.T. you won't, that's not who you are. That's like a stripper saying she is dancing nude, not for the money but because she is an entertainer. While I do give her credit for using the word entertainer in a proper sentence, I doubt that she is smart enough to realize the guys aren't there for because she is a great dancer. I also doubt she could spell the word at a spelling bee, "Could you give me the country of origin please....." I've watched dancing with the stars and have yet to see a guy from the crowd stuff a dollar bill into one of dancers shorts, just sayin'. Sorry about that, where was I...........Oh yeah over at villains camp we see Rob getting upset because no one is doing anything. Wow, Boston Rob getting upset because no one is helping out. Here is my feeling about Boston Rob, nice guy when he ain't playin' Survivor. The first two times around I thought what an a-hole this guy is. Now six years later he is married, has a child and my feeling about him when he plays Survivor is, an a-hole with a wife and child. But, that's exactly what people like about him. I would love to play against this guy someday, smack him around and then go out and have a beer with him. We then see Parvati, Danielle and Courtney complaining about the guys because, well that's what Danielle, Parvati and Courtney do.
Then drama one for the week, Rampart Emergency: "We have a white male, age 32, on the ground in the woods in Samoa. Seems to be suffering from dehydration and crybabyitis, please advise." Then we hear Rob say, "When you are unconscious you don't remember anything." Frickin' Einstein. Courtney starts giving some construction advice for the shelter and Randy pipes in, "We are now taking construction advice from a New York City deli waitress." Randy's that guy that you don't want to get stuck sitting next to anywhere at anytime because you know he is going to say something stupid, again and again. I swear to God even if he walked the entire length of the country to attend the funeral of my mom or dad and he sat down next to me at the service, I would have to leave the service, just sayin'. You just know he would say something stupid like, "You know when I die I want a blue casket, why didn't you pick a blue casket for your mom?" OH MY GOD, I have to move on please.
I wish I would have DVR'd the show last night so I could play that one over and over again. The reason I didn't record it is simply because I don't have a DVR, but that's another story for another day.
The Challenge involved rolling huge building blocks and making a stairway while correctly spelling out the word heroes or villains. The villains win and the heroes go back to camp to self destruct. We hear James saying that "We need to listen and ya'll need to shut up." (Meaning Stephenie) Then we hear James say, "We all need to listen and ya'll need to shut up. (Meaning Stephenie) Finally, we hear James say, "We all need to listen and ya'll need to shut up. (Meaning Stephenie) I got up to see if my DVR was skipping then I remembered that I don't own a DVR................
Tom, Colby and Stephenie start hatching a plan to bring in the two people who I think are going to play huge role in either winning game or determining the winner, Cirie and Candance. These are the only two in the Heroes camp not dousing each other with lighter fluid and out looking for matches. Tom approaches Cirie and Candance about the plan and Stephenie also chirps in. We next see the heroes treking up the steps to the forty foot high platform to tribal council. I heard Survivor had quite a time getting this structure approved through the Samoa condo association. I can see why thy had a problem because they don't allow dogs, cats, boats to be parked in front of your garage and any forty foot high tribal council structures needs special approval. Anyhow, J.T. says it was his fault they lost. James says, "We need to listen and ya'll need to shut up. (Meaning Stephenie)Where did I put that damn DVR controller? Stephenie becomes shark food and turns around and says, "Ya'll need to learn to listen." Of course James can't resist, "You shut your mouth." Man, this game is just starting to heat up.
Next week we see the wrath of James at a challenge and Tom telling him, "You need to be a little gentler."
Uncle Andy
People are creatures of habit even though they at times pretend not to be. At the beginning of last nights' show we hear J.T. from the Hereos' camp saying he is going to play the game differently this time around. No J.T. you won't, that's not who you are. That's like a stripper saying she is dancing nude, not for the money but because she is an entertainer. While I do give her credit for using the word entertainer in a proper sentence, I doubt that she is smart enough to realize the guys aren't there for because she is a great dancer. I also doubt she could spell the word at a spelling bee, "Could you give me the country of origin please....." I've watched dancing with the stars and have yet to see a guy from the crowd stuff a dollar bill into one of dancers shorts, just sayin'. Sorry about that, where was I...........Oh yeah over at villains camp we see Rob getting upset because no one is doing anything. Wow, Boston Rob getting upset because no one is helping out. Here is my feeling about Boston Rob, nice guy when he ain't playin' Survivor. The first two times around I thought what an a-hole this guy is. Now six years later he is married, has a child and my feeling about him when he plays Survivor is, an a-hole with a wife and child. But, that's exactly what people like about him. I would love to play against this guy someday, smack him around and then go out and have a beer with him. We then see Parvati, Danielle and Courtney complaining about the guys because, well that's what Danielle, Parvati and Courtney do.
Then drama one for the week, Rampart Emergency: "We have a white male, age 32, on the ground in the woods in Samoa. Seems to be suffering from dehydration and crybabyitis, please advise." Then we hear Rob say, "When you are unconscious you don't remember anything." Frickin' Einstein. Courtney starts giving some construction advice for the shelter and Randy pipes in, "We are now taking construction advice from a New York City deli waitress." Randy's that guy that you don't want to get stuck sitting next to anywhere at anytime because you know he is going to say something stupid, again and again. I swear to God even if he walked the entire length of the country to attend the funeral of my mom or dad and he sat down next to me at the service, I would have to leave the service, just sayin'. You just know he would say something stupid like, "You know when I die I want a blue casket, why didn't you pick a blue casket for your mom?" OH MY GOD, I have to move on please.
I wish I would have DVR'd the show last night so I could play that one over and over again. The reason I didn't record it is simply because I don't have a DVR, but that's another story for another day.
The Challenge involved rolling huge building blocks and making a stairway while correctly spelling out the word heroes or villains. The villains win and the heroes go back to camp to self destruct. We hear James saying that "We need to listen and ya'll need to shut up." (Meaning Stephenie) Then we hear James say, "We all need to listen and ya'll need to shut up. (Meaning Stephenie) Finally, we hear James say, "We all need to listen and ya'll need to shut up. (Meaning Stephenie) I got up to see if my DVR was skipping then I remembered that I don't own a DVR................
Tom, Colby and Stephenie start hatching a plan to bring in the two people who I think are going to play huge role in either winning game or determining the winner, Cirie and Candance. These are the only two in the Heroes camp not dousing each other with lighter fluid and out looking for matches. Tom approaches Cirie and Candance about the plan and Stephenie also chirps in. We next see the heroes treking up the steps to the forty foot high platform to tribal council. I heard Survivor had quite a time getting this structure approved through the Samoa condo association. I can see why thy had a problem because they don't allow dogs, cats, boats to be parked in front of your garage and any forty foot high tribal council structures needs special approval. Anyhow, J.T. says it was his fault they lost. James says, "We need to listen and ya'll need to shut up. (Meaning Stephenie)Where did I put that damn DVR controller? Stephenie becomes shark food and turns around and says, "Ya'll need to learn to listen." Of course James can't resist, "You shut your mouth." Man, this game is just starting to heat up.
Next week we see the wrath of James at a challenge and Tom telling him, "You need to be a little gentler."
Uncle Andy
Friday, February 12, 2010
Helicopters, Broken Bones and Chickens
Welcome back Survivor fans to Heroes vs. Villains. Let's jump in with both feet with the helicopter entrance and the players telling us what they have been doing since they were last on Survivor and how they feel and zzzzzzzzzzzzz. I timed it and this was only two minutes shorter than the Super Bowl pregame which lasted just under five hours this past Sunday. I am thinking CBS needs to have them repel or jump out of the copters from about twenty feet, make the threat of injury possible. Just sayin'.
Anyhow onto the beach where it resembled a high school reunion. Alright already everybody in America knows who these people are and why they are there, let's fold up the badminton net, put the cat back in the garage and bring out the blindfolds and lawn jarts. Get this thing started.
The first challenge was basically a backyard version of "smear the queer". Un-earth a sandbag and attempt it to carry it back to your mat. WOW, this got nasty quickly as within about the first five minutes Stephenie's shoulder gets dislocated, Rupert breaks a toe and Russell is pulling his best World Wrestling Federation moves on Tom's leg. Hey, did anybody else get a kick out of Jeff looking back over his shoulder and yelling at Russell as he was about to rip Tom's leg off, "Play Fair."
That's about the same thing as when I was growing up and tearing around the house while carrying a pair of scissors and my brother was chasing me with a butcher knife and my mom yells at us to, "Stop running." No mention of the scissors or knife but rather we shouldn't run in the house. REALLY? (Did this really happen, believe what you want) Then one of the highlights of the night for me. After the challenge we hear Tyson say they Coach owned Tom when he frog hopped him back to the mat. Ya know, that comment would hold more water had someone like Randy or Russel said it. When I hear a guy who is a "villain wanna be" say it while wearing a swim suit that makes him look like the captain of a junior high swim team, not so much. Tyson so bad wants to be a villain but he just doesn't fit the part. He's the guy Tony Soprano sends out to egg people's car or toilet paper their house. "Yeah dude, eggs are on sale at Kroger's two for one this week so I'll be back." Dude, I'd be more scared of getting a kidney stone or having an erection that lasted longer than four hours than of you. Anyhow, I digress.
We go back to villains camp to see Russell making alliances with everybody including two coconuts that he found on the ground. This guy is shameless and everybody knows it. What makes this special is he is the only player that no one knows and just like before, no one really says anything about it except Parvati who says something along the lines of "I would rather make a deal with the devil than not have him on my side." Good point. Oh yes, we get to see Rob make fire from rubbing wood together which was cool. Then we see Coach getting goaded into climbing a tree to get coconuts. He goes halfway up and changes his mind. I finally understand why the pygmies tied him up and beat the crap out of him a few years back. Because dude paddled like 1,000 miles down the Amazon, swam in the same water with man eating fish, had lions and tigers chase him in the woods and went days and days without eating, but when the pygmies asked him to climb a tree to get a few coconuts he said, "I don't want to hurt myself." Yeah, I'd beat the crap out of him too.
Over at Heroes camp we see people who have played together aligning themselves with people they with before (What a surprise), Tom organizes a chicken hunt and of course Amanda gives us the first "OH MY GOD" of the year when JT kills a chicken.
In the challenge the villains come from behind and win the challenge which involves building a boat, rowing and getting fire, figure out the puzzle, and climb. And of course as happened before Sugar cries when they lose and Courtney laughs at Sugar because of this. By a show of blogs, did anyone else think anybody other than Sugar was getting voted out? When the players started scrambling Cirie said she wanted to get rid of Stephenie and keep Sugar because she is weaker and complains. Tom was already thinking about Cirie because she is a great strategy person. Overall the vote went where it should because the first person out should always be the weakest to keep the tribe strong and also to start exposing the next weakest person. Oh yes, Sugar did give us the first ever topless finish in the first challenge thank you very much. Um maybe her rubbing on Colby had a little to do with this. Ya think. I am sure I missed some things as will happen in a two hour show which could have been about an hour and ten minutes. Next week we see Boston Rob pass out, stayed tuned.
Anyhow onto the beach where it resembled a high school reunion. Alright already everybody in America knows who these people are and why they are there, let's fold up the badminton net, put the cat back in the garage and bring out the blindfolds and lawn jarts. Get this thing started.
The first challenge was basically a backyard version of "smear the queer". Un-earth a sandbag and attempt it to carry it back to your mat. WOW, this got nasty quickly as within about the first five minutes Stephenie's shoulder gets dislocated, Rupert breaks a toe and Russell is pulling his best World Wrestling Federation moves on Tom's leg. Hey, did anybody else get a kick out of Jeff looking back over his shoulder and yelling at Russell as he was about to rip Tom's leg off, "Play Fair."
That's about the same thing as when I was growing up and tearing around the house while carrying a pair of scissors and my brother was chasing me with a butcher knife and my mom yells at us to, "Stop running." No mention of the scissors or knife but rather we shouldn't run in the house. REALLY? (Did this really happen, believe what you want) Then one of the highlights of the night for me. After the challenge we hear Tyson say they Coach owned Tom when he frog hopped him back to the mat. Ya know, that comment would hold more water had someone like Randy or Russel said it. When I hear a guy who is a "villain wanna be" say it while wearing a swim suit that makes him look like the captain of a junior high swim team, not so much. Tyson so bad wants to be a villain but he just doesn't fit the part. He's the guy Tony Soprano sends out to egg people's car or toilet paper their house. "Yeah dude, eggs are on sale at Kroger's two for one this week so I'll be back." Dude, I'd be more scared of getting a kidney stone or having an erection that lasted longer than four hours than of you. Anyhow, I digress.
We go back to villains camp to see Russell making alliances with everybody including two coconuts that he found on the ground. This guy is shameless and everybody knows it. What makes this special is he is the only player that no one knows and just like before, no one really says anything about it except Parvati who says something along the lines of "I would rather make a deal with the devil than not have him on my side." Good point. Oh yes, we get to see Rob make fire from rubbing wood together which was cool. Then we see Coach getting goaded into climbing a tree to get coconuts. He goes halfway up and changes his mind. I finally understand why the pygmies tied him up and beat the crap out of him a few years back. Because dude paddled like 1,000 miles down the Amazon, swam in the same water with man eating fish, had lions and tigers chase him in the woods and went days and days without eating, but when the pygmies asked him to climb a tree to get a few coconuts he said, "I don't want to hurt myself." Yeah, I'd beat the crap out of him too.
Over at Heroes camp we see people who have played together aligning themselves with people they with before (What a surprise), Tom organizes a chicken hunt and of course Amanda gives us the first "OH MY GOD" of the year when JT kills a chicken.
In the challenge the villains come from behind and win the challenge which involves building a boat, rowing and getting fire, figure out the puzzle, and climb. And of course as happened before Sugar cries when they lose and Courtney laughs at Sugar because of this. By a show of blogs, did anyone else think anybody other than Sugar was getting voted out? When the players started scrambling Cirie said she wanted to get rid of Stephenie and keep Sugar because she is weaker and complains. Tom was already thinking about Cirie because she is a great strategy person. Overall the vote went where it should because the first person out should always be the weakest to keep the tribe strong and also to start exposing the next weakest person. Oh yes, Sugar did give us the first ever topless finish in the first challenge thank you very much. Um maybe her rubbing on Colby had a little to do with this. Ya think. I am sure I missed some things as will happen in a two hour show which could have been about an hour and ten minutes. Next week we see Boston Rob pass out, stayed tuned.
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Survivor All Stars "Blog Log" 2010
Okay Sports fans it starts again tonight, drum roll please, everybody sing along, Kalooka, looka, lookaaaa, loo, kalooka, looka, lookaaaa, loo. "20 of your favorite Survivors are back to blindside, eye gouge, crotch kick and cat fight their way to another million dollars. Is Randy's best friend really his dog? Will Russell find more immunity idols as well as Jimmy Hoffa's corpse under a coconut tree? Did coach meet up with Osama bin Laden since we last saw him? And finally, I completely forgot that Sandra was a winner, didn't you? Sorry about that chicky poo.
And oh yes, welcome to the newest thing in my life, blogging. I thought blogging was something that a few of my colleges friends and I did back in the 70's and 80's when no adults were around, but that's another story for another day. Anyhow, this is the new Survivor All Stars "Blog Log," which was setup by my good friend Emily. (Copyright and patent pending of course and waiting for the express written permission from the commissioner of baseball.) Emily also taught me how to text, say cool things in front of teenagers, and how to properly dispose of a dead cat. Thanks man, BFF. She also sold my turn table and eight track player on E-Bay without my consent. Where's my Doobie Brother's and Chicago albums by the way?
Yes folks we are going to treat this like school as we are going to learn a lot about each other as the season progresses such as the "Rules of Survivor." For the purpose of day one and to benefit you newbies, Rule One in Survivor is of course:
Rule #1 - Shut the *&^% Up. Of course all the upper classmen who have attended my rants in the past (Congratulations to Laura who never missed a class by the way)will know this by heart. Whenever a castaway continues to go on and on about nothing, we always go to rule #1.
So please join in and respond to my blogs, but please keep it as clean as you can so I don't have put you into "Blog Jail." So as the Gilligan song says, "Just sit right and you'll hear a tale............
Andy
And oh yes, welcome to the newest thing in my life, blogging. I thought blogging was something that a few of my colleges friends and I did back in the 70's and 80's when no adults were around, but that's another story for another day. Anyhow, this is the new Survivor All Stars "Blog Log," which was setup by my good friend Emily. (Copyright and patent pending of course and waiting for the express written permission from the commissioner of baseball.) Emily also taught me how to text, say cool things in front of teenagers, and how to properly dispose of a dead cat. Thanks man, BFF. She also sold my turn table and eight track player on E-Bay without my consent. Where's my Doobie Brother's and Chicago albums by the way?
Yes folks we are going to treat this like school as we are going to learn a lot about each other as the season progresses such as the "Rules of Survivor." For the purpose of day one and to benefit you newbies, Rule One in Survivor is of course:
Rule #1 - Shut the *&^% Up. Of course all the upper classmen who have attended my rants in the past (Congratulations to Laura who never missed a class by the way)will know this by heart. Whenever a castaway continues to go on and on about nothing, we always go to rule #1.
So please join in and respond to my blogs, but please keep it as clean as you can so I don't have put you into "Blog Jail." So as the Gilligan song says, "Just sit right and you'll hear a tale............
Andy
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