Ya'll and DVR's..........Week Two All Stars

According to Wikipedia the term Ya'll originated in the south and is a contraction for the words you and all. Using it in a sentence, "Ya'll come can over about 10:30 for brunch." In "UncleandyPedia" it is defined as a southern gentleman calling out a south philly girl such as "Ya'll didn't listen to J.T.'s instructions." The southern gentleman looking at the group while saying this but in actuality meaning the south philly girl didn't listen. More on this later.

People are creatures of habit even though they at times pretend not to be. At the beginning of last nights' show we hear J.T. from the Hereos' camp saying he is going to play the game differently this time around. No J.T. you won't, that's not who you are. That's like a stripper saying she is dancing nude, not for the money but because she is an entertainer. While I do give her credit for using the word entertainer in a proper sentence, I doubt that she is smart enough to realize the guys aren't there for because she is a great dancer. I also doubt she could spell the word at a spelling bee, "Could you give me the country of origin please....." I've watched dancing with the stars and have yet to see a guy from the crowd stuff a dollar bill into one of dancers shorts, just sayin'. Sorry about that, where was I...........Oh yeah over at villains camp we see Rob getting upset because no one is doing anything. Wow, Boston Rob getting upset because no one is helping out. Here is my feeling about Boston Rob, nice guy when he ain't playin' Survivor. The first two times around I thought what an a-hole this guy is. Now six years later he is married, has a child and my feeling about him when he plays Survivor is, an a-hole with a wife and child. But, that's exactly what people like about him. I would love to play against this guy someday, smack him around and then go out and have a beer with him. We then see Parvati, Danielle and Courtney complaining about the guys because, well that's what Danielle, Parvati and Courtney do.
Then drama one for the week, Rampart Emergency: "We have a white male, age 32, on the ground in the woods in Samoa. Seems to be suffering from dehydration and crybabyitis, please advise." Then we hear Rob say, "When you are unconscious you don't remember anything." Frickin' Einstein. Courtney starts giving some construction advice for the shelter and Randy pipes in, "We are now taking construction advice from a New York City deli waitress." Randy's that guy that you don't want to get stuck sitting next to anywhere at anytime because you know he is going to say something stupid, again and again. I swear to God even if he walked the entire length of the country to attend the funeral of my mom or dad and he sat down next to me at the service, I would have to leave the service, just sayin'. You just know he would say something stupid like, "You know when I die I want a blue casket, why didn't you pick a blue casket for your mom?" OH MY GOD, I have to move on please.
I wish I would have DVR'd the show last night so I could play that one over and over again. The reason I didn't record it is simply because I don't have a DVR, but that's another story for another day.
The Challenge involved rolling huge building blocks and making a stairway while correctly spelling out the word heroes or villains. The villains win and the heroes go back to camp to self destruct. We hear James saying that "We need to listen and ya'll need to shut up." (Meaning Stephenie) Then we hear James say, "We all need to listen and ya'll need to shut up. (Meaning Stephenie) Finally, we hear James say, "We all need to listen and ya'll need to shut up. (Meaning Stephenie) I got up to see if my DVR was skipping then I remembered that I don't own a DVR................
Tom, Colby and Stephenie start hatching a plan to bring in the two people who I think are going to play huge role in either winning game or determining the winner, Cirie and Candance. These are the only two in the Heroes camp not dousing each other with lighter fluid and out looking for matches. Tom approaches Cirie and Candance about the plan and Stephenie also chirps in. We next see the heroes treking up the steps to the forty foot high platform to tribal council. I heard Survivor had quite a time getting this structure approved through the Samoa condo association. I can see why thy had a problem because they don't allow dogs, cats, boats to be parked in front of your garage and any forty foot high tribal council structures needs special approval. Anyhow, J.T. says it was his fault they lost. James says, "We need to listen and ya'll need to shut up. (Meaning Stephenie)Where did I put that damn DVR controller? Stephenie becomes shark food and turns around and says, "Ya'll need to learn to listen." Of course James can't resist, "You shut your mouth." Man, this game is just starting to heat up.
Next week we see the wrath of James at a challenge and Tom telling him, "You need to be a little gentler."

Uncle Andy