Survivor All Stars "Blog Log" 2010

Okay Sports fans it starts again tonight, drum roll please, everybody sing along, Kalooka, looka, lookaaaa, loo, kalooka, looka, lookaaaa, loo. "20 of your favorite Survivors are back to blindside, eye gouge, crotch kick and cat fight their way to another million dollars. Is Randy's best friend really his dog? Will Russell find more immunity idols as well as Jimmy Hoffa's corpse under a coconut tree? Did coach meet up with Osama bin Laden since we last saw him? And finally, I completely forgot that Sandra was a winner, didn't you? Sorry about that chicky poo.

And oh yes, welcome to the newest thing in my life, blogging. I thought blogging was something that a few of my colleges friends and I did back in the 70's and 80's when no adults were around, but that's another story for another day. Anyhow, this is the new Survivor All Stars "Blog Log," which was setup by my good friend Emily. (Copyright and patent pending of course and waiting for the express written permission from the commissioner of baseball.) Emily also taught me how to text, say cool things in front of teenagers, and how to properly dispose of a dead cat. Thanks man, BFF. She also sold my turn table and eight track player on E-Bay without my consent. Where's my Doobie Brother's and Chicago albums by the way?

Yes folks we are going to treat this like school as we are going to learn a lot about each other as the season progresses such as the "Rules of Survivor." For the purpose of day one and to benefit you newbies, Rule One in Survivor is of course:
Rule #1 - Shut the *&^% Up. Of course all the upper classmen who have attended my rants in the past (Congratulations to Laura who never missed a class by the way)will know this by heart. Whenever a castaway continues to go on and on about nothing, we always go to rule #1.

So please join in and respond to my blogs, but please keep it as clean as you can so I don't have put you into "Blog Jail." So as the Gilligan song says, "Just sit right and you'll hear a tale............

Andy