Big Brother and me.........................................

So about a week or so I got extremely board at home and decided I would watch the season premier of Big Brother. Actually the biggest reason I tuned is was The Newlywed Game was a repeat, I'd already watched the Godfather four times that weekend and I-Carly was pre-emtped with a Sponge Bob Square Pants marathon. Not that I don't like Sponge Bob, but I just wasn't in the mood.

13 guests arrive at a comfy home and introduce themselves to each other. Surprise, surprise as among them are a gay guy, a cowboy, a hardass, a girl with big boobs, a second girl with bigger boobs, some assorted christian foot soldiers, a doctor who works on people's feet, the professor and Mary Ann, here on Big Foot isle. 15 minutes into this show I thought to myself, "I wonder how Sponge Bob is doing?"

The first challenge involved a huge "Grill Looking," object complete with fake cooking coals and a rather large pretend hotdog. The players were split into two teams and they would have to jump on the pretend hotdog while teammates used a fishing pole type contraption to pull them across. The hotdog was hooked to a zip line and players had to ride across the fake grill while ketchup and mustard were being shot on the hotdog to make it slippery. Now if you aren't confused yet, you soon will be. The last person to cross the grill for the winning won HOH, which means Head of Household. Basically it meant you couldn't be voted out. Okay so logically speaking, why would anybody not want to go last? Oh yeah I forgot, the first person across for the winning team won $ 10,000 with decreasing amounts down to $ 1.00. Stupid. It was so stupid I can't remember who won nor want to.

The next "event" had everyone sitting around the big couch in the living when all of sudden there was a big bang, the lights went out and people starting screaming. OOOOHHHH it was scary indeed, total darkness. The only thing that would have made it more scary was if the lights were to come back on. OMG, the lights came back on and someone had placed a lock on the door to the room containing all their food, wow what intrigue. I was hoping that they would have placed covers on all the cameras and locked them shut. At this point a blank screen would have been more entertaining. Remember a few sentences back when I said the only thing more scary would be if the lights came back on? I was wrong, the only thing more scary was I looked up at the clock at this point and saw there were still 17 more minutes to watch. At that point I blacked out and can't remember what happened.

In review..............

If I were to give this show a 1 - 10 rating with 1 being bad and 10 being great, I would say a minus four and the only reason I give it that high a rating is because the chick with bigger boobs is a chemist, so she says. It came close but still has some work to replace my #1 dumbest show of alltime, that being the Anna Nicole Smith show of a few years back. God rest her former Playboy Playmate soul. It basically revolved around her drug use, keeping her hair blonde and not being able to understand a frickin' word she said.