Dude, where's your shorts?

First of all if you ever have Phillip over to your house for dinner, don't serve rice.
Letters of the week.
"Um, dude, like last week you kept referring to people in the um wrong tribes, like. Um, you said Rob was in Zapatera and he like um, is in Ometepe. Um, what's like up with that?"
Keepin' it real / Robby Benson / Skanecktinee NY
Dear Robby,
Um like dude, I a, was um, just checkin' to make sure um, that you could like read.
Now um, like get your um ass over to my house um, cause your girl scout cookies, like came in. You owe me like 10 bucks.
Sincerely, um, like, ME

Dear smart guy,
"Where did the tradition of throwing rice during weddings come into play?"
Connor Piketon / IT Coordinator / Unionville, PA

Dear Connor,
I went to college with a guy named Connor. He used to wear his pants up about chest high, his shirt was buttoned wrong and he carried about 15 books with him to class. I think he was from PA.
Throwing rice came about because mash potatoes were far too messy. Oh yes before I forget, birds don't swell up and explode from eating rice either. Where's my proof?
Take a look at your windshield after a wedding there keyboard breath.
Andy

Redemption Island
A war veteran, a lawyer and God are sitting on Redemption Island Sounds like the making of a good joke.
Murlino
Steve thinks Phillip is crazy. Meanwhile Phillip meditating on a rock while wearing his feather. The Zapatera people are munching down on rice.
Challenge
Everyone gets to watch the house of cards building challenge. Dave goes home for good and becomes juror #1.
Maggots R Us
Andrea finds maggots in the Ometepe rice supply. Then the fun begins when the Ometepe people, who by the way won't share their tarp when it rains, suddenly ask to put their rice into the container with the Zapatera rice. Funny how things turn in theis game. You have shut out the people from the other tribe for the past couple of days and then want their help. Loved it when Steve said, "Um ... no I don't think so."
The Rice Blow Up
Phillip then goes balistic when Steve tells him he is crazy. It now becomes a racial thing. Really? I think the feather is tickling his brain a little.
Puzzle Challenge
I can tell you right now, if I ever make it onto the show and they have a challenge involving having to do circle, I will puke. The funny part about this is Ashley, blonde Ashley got dizzy. I didn't think it was possible for a blonde to get dizzy. Thinking out loud here, I would have thought a game that made people dizzy would be a huge advantage for a blonde, just sayin'. Rob wins immunity.
Question
There are two people left on Redemption Island. How many people will make it back into the game? When will they bring them back? Wouldn't it be something if two Zapatera players are brought back at say six people? You might have a three - three split. This is keeping the game interesting.
Underwear
Julie hides Phillip's underwear, classic. Then Phillip goes deep into his bag of clothes and brings out his Halloween Oufit from 1955. Indian Princess.
Tribal Council
It was dominated by the rice story. Even after listening to all sides, Phillip still has a screw loose. When someone can take maggots in rice and make it into a racial issue, sorry dude, ain't flying in my book. That's just someone trying to get attention when people ain't paying attention to him. Julie goes to Exile Island.
Next Week
Phillip does something.