7-Up and Fake Boobs

Dear Andy,
Did Tarzan really ask Chelsea if she was unhappy about the plastic surgery on her boobs?
Jane and Cheetah / Somewhere in the jungle/ Africa
Dear Jane and Cheetah,
Yes he did. I have to agree with Chelsea as from my vantage point, her boob job looks just fine to me and I for one am not unhappy about them it at all. When I say “Them” I am of course referring to her boobs. By the way I hear the value of treehouses has fallen in Africa too, sorry about your luck. Have you re-financed yet?
Andy

Day 19
My first thoughts this week were this, Kim is playing a very smart game and from the teasers, Troyzon is probably going home. It is quite apparent that Kim is playing both sides of the fence with an alliance of girls and then with her old tribe of Chelsea, Kat, Sabrina, Jay, Mike and Troyzon. She basically has 8 of the other 10 people in one alliance or another which makes her a good choice for the final two or three. At this point the only two who can stop her would be her bestest friends Chelsea and Sabrina. Oh yeah, forgot to mention Kim also has an idol in her pocket. She may have the best set up in the history of this game for getting all the way to the end.
7-Up Treemail
Yes folks a big advertiser has stepped up to the plate once again. Not since the “Home Depot build your own shitter challenge,” of a few years back has a sponsor received so much pub on this show. The teams are randomly split up and then Jeff allows them one bottle of 7-Up the first “Uncola of all-time” to be shared by all. Although in my own ranking of soda for making coke-floats with ice cream, 7-Up is third behind Coke and Root Beer. Just sayin’. The tribes must first slide down a huge slide and then bring puzzle pieces back from the water to a large stand where the puzzle will be put together. Did anybody notice that when Leif shot off the slide it looked like he was being sprung loose from his mother’s womb again. The most revealing part of this game was in the school yard pick em’, Tarzan wasn’t chosen by either side. WOW, talk about bitch slapping someone in front of millions of people. They should have just said, “We don’t want you here so go sit over there and watch us play.” Poop talk comes back to haunt Tarzan. Mike, Kim, Christina, Leif and Sabrina win the challenge and get a barbeque and of course a huge cooler of refreshing 7-Up. After the meal Sabrina, Christina and Kim talk about voting out Mike. Apparently he is the second most hated player left behind Tarzan.
Planting the Seed
Kim plants the seed in Troyzon’s head that Mike is coming after him. At first my thought was, she is in control and is taking a chance telling this lie. Then in thinking a little more, she wants Mike gone now and because of her situation and status, she can do this. Troyzon takes the bait and now targets Mike.

Day 22
Tarzan gets into yet another disagreement with Chelsea and point blanks asks her if she had a bad experience with plastic surgery and maybe because he himself is a plastic surgeon that is why she is mad at him. Talk about reaching. We find out that Chelsea had a boob job but her point is well taken that he is reaching when bringing this up. “Smart people have very little common sense sometimes,” I agree. I think it is more Tarzan is used to people doing exactly what he wants, when he wants is done.
Challenge
Move four bags of puzzle pieces which are clasped to a rope which is interwoven into the bridge they are trying to move across. Jay, Kim, Troyzon and Alicia make it across the bridge first so that four get to put their puzzle pieces together. Yes I did say Alicia. She was the Norfolk State of the NCAA tournament of making into the final here. For further explanation, I have no idea where Norfolk State is located in USA and if I have to explain that comment, then shut your computer down and walk over and sit next to Tarzan while the rest of us move on. It appears Kim is going to win, then Alicia, then Troyzon but from no where Jay wins immunity. Chelsea makes a very smart comment about Tarzan. She doesn’t like the guy but she has to put that aside because she realizes a lot of people don’t like him so it would be good to keep him around. Keeping personalities out of the game, very smart. She is not as dumb as her boobs.
Tribal Council
Eleven people at tribal council and no one thinks they are going home. Tarzan makes the best comment in that “Someone is being very deceptive.” DAH. Go back to your corner. Mike is voted out and sadly I didn’t hear his last words so if someone can forward them to me.
Next Week.
Jay takes matters into his own hands and I think he will probably get burned for it.