Let's Talk Poop

REALLY? Five minutes of the show talking about poop?
Night 17 - Post Merge
Alicia still doesn't like Christina and reminds us that Colton screwed her last week by not giving her his idol. Yes and Homer Simpson still hates Ned Flanders oakaly doakaly, what's your point? Here's a novel idea, find your own idol and get over it. She does make an obvious comment about the tribes combining, "Let the back stabbing begin."
Tikiano
Troyzan comes up with the new tribe name, tikiano. I think he said it was a combination of the words year, God and foot fungus. Jonas is cooking up coconuts and giving it a caramel type covering and tells us he hopes to have his own cooking show some day. Jay informs us that he doesn't like some people. Hmmm, maybe they don't like you. Tarzan is working on Mike who agrees with everything he says. Then after Tarzan walks away Mike tells us there is no way he will work with Tarzan. My thought at this point, "Where is Colton? Can they bring him back?"
Challenge
The twelve players are divided into two teams. Each team must move across an obstacle course consisting of digging a tunnel under an obstacle, crawl under a net and dig a hole to find bags of puzzle pieces. Ain't it funny how Leif, the smallest Survivor player ever, can't dig a hole big enough to get his four foot body under the fence. Sorry I profiled him there. However his team comes back and makes a game of it. Troyzan and Christina put the puzzle together and their team gets beer and pizza and a secret message. The secret message is a long poem which basicall says, "There is an idol back at camp." For the love of Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the Donkey why not just say, "There is an idol at your camp like you don't already know that." As I am watching this I think to myself, "I wonder what tree it is hidden inside of?" I refuse to go down this road again with the exception of saying this, I think of the last 50 idols that have been hidden, 49 have been hidden in a tree. Where was the other one hidden you may ask? It was hidden next to a tree in a pile of wood. We are now at the point that when the game starts Jeff should just say, "Guys, there is an idol hidden in a tree somewhere." Nuf said.
Tikiano
The losing group is at camp talking about the beer and pizza they missed out on. Mike is working Jonas and then Jonas and Tarzan get into an argument about what type of beer Norm Peterson used to drink at Cheers. (I just threw that in there to see if you were really paying attention.) Actually I think the argument consisted of who was interupting who during their conversation. Tarzan says he is out of the alliance and doesn't care anymore and walks away. Jonas then tells Mike he has no clue as to what is going on. NEVER, and let me repeat that, NEVER tell anyone you don't know what is going, and why not? Because then people will know you don't know what is going on within the tribe. Sort of like the guy you see standing along the highway with his engine hood popped open. He knows absoulutely nothing about engines but still looks at his engine like there will be a magic button to push to make it run right. Yeah, you know who that guy is and it's probably you. My point is at least act the part like you know what you are doing.
Tikiano Day 19
Troyzan gets up early and does exactly what a good Survivor player who was just told an idol can be had at camp. He starts looking inside of, under and around all the trees in the immediate area. He finds the idol. You know what, I am going home tonight to search the two trees in my front yard to see if there is an idol there. Please go home and check the trees at your houses tonight and report back to me.
Challenge
Balance one, then a second and then a third ball on top of a flat plate while standing on a piece of wood. One by one everyone drops out until it comes down to Kat and Troyzan. You know what floored me about this challenge the most is that Kat could count to three. That was just rude. Troyzan wins immunity. This now becomes the biggest vote of the season as the numbers are 6-6 men and women.
Pre Tribal Council
Talk seems to center around voting for Jonas or Alicia. The main focus on Jonas is that he is smart and well liked while Alicia, well Alicia hates everyone. Troyzan listens as Chelsea and Jay talk about getting rid of Jonas. Troyzan immediately tells Jonas this who comes up with an idea of voting out Kat. One problem, they don't have the numbers. The second problem is Troyzan is being a big mouth spilling the beans about conversations that are supposed to be confidential from people like well people like the ones you are trying to get rid of. See if they know you are voting for them, they will try to convince you not to. I think Troyzan's mouth will come back to haunt him in the future. Meanwhile..........Chelsea is washing her clothes in the ocean and then goes to boil them in what looks like the cooking pot. Tarzan puts his underwear into the boiling pot of water along with Chelsea's clothes. She doesn't like that one bit because afterall she presoaked her pants and shirt in the salt water of the ocean which we all know kills everything. Evidently her clothes can't be in the same water as his. I wonder if one of the other girls had put their clothes in the pot if she would have said the same thing? I'm sorry but we didn't have to spend five minutes talking about poop or no poop in someone's underwear. Chelsea then changes her focus to Tarzan. Jay makes a great point that the alliance needs to focus on one person and stop changing their mind and quit worrying about poop. Well he did say the first part.
Tribal Council
Sabrina says the island is total chaos right now. Jonas calls out Mike and tells everyone that he is voting for Mike because he is a threat. Tarzan jumps in and says Jonas has been disrepectful to Mike. (This from the same guy who put his dirty underwear into the cooking pot)Jonas then tells everyone they originally had wanted to vote out Kat. Chelsea says Tarzan is a problem. Tarzan says the situation is mercurial I believe. Even Jeff gets corrected by Tarzan, who we find out is a doctor or surgeon. Now his attitude makes perfect sense. Jonas is voted out. It was funny how no one talked about poop at tribal council though.
Next Week - If you weren't paying attention, the girls just took over the game, that is if they are paying attention. In fact, Sabrina, Kim and Chelsea should make it to the final four easily if they stay together. But we have seen this before. Troyzan, well if he gets rid of his cockiness he could run the table too. No poop next week.