Why I still hate soccer.........

"Soccer still sucks no matter who is playing or where you play it," -Andy Fairbanks 2012- Kalabaw Night 13 Katie knows she is the odd man out, or in this case the odd beauty pagent contestant out. She sucks at challenges, she complains and well... she simply doesn't know how to play the game of Survivor very well which is usually important especially when you are playing the game of Survivor. I think for my next video I am going to tell them I won the Miss 4H Pagent of 1978 in Fremont, Ohio. Who the hell checks on these things anyhow? I could send in a picture of me tipping over a cow or something, yeah that's it. Tandang We find out that returning player Mike Skupin is very good at something, that being eating all the tribes rice. Pete calls Mike useless....wait a minute you just said he is good at eating all the rice,,,,dude make up your mind. Artis also complains about MIke. You see the thing I am finding about Artis is the only thing he does is complain, other than that he keeps to himself. Reward Challenge Okay by a show of hands, other than The World Cup or The Olympics or when you watched one of your kids play in one of those elementary soccer games on a cold rainy Saturday morning where they don't keep score and parents bring the post game snacks and everybody gets a frickin' participation ribbon for putting their shoes on the correct foot (parents included),,,,taking a breath,,,,,,,,, when was the last time you actually sat down and watched an entire game of soccer? I will tell you when....NEVER. Okay wait a minute, I just remembered that two of my readers have nephews that play soccer so I'm sorry up front but I'm not sorry when I say, soccer is boring. Last night the challenge was to move a six foot high soccer type ball across the playing the field and score goals. The action lasted for about three minutes (which is about average for a regulation soccer game) and "As God as my witness," for the next hour the ball didn't move as the three players from each team were more intereted in mud wrestling than actually trying to score. Let me repeat that, the ball didn't move for over an hour. This was more boring than, dare I say it, "More boring than actually watching a soccer game," and I didn't even get a partcipation ribbon, bastards. Actress Lisa actually had Denise pinned in the mud, way to go girl. Anyhow a deal was struck that Kalabaw would win the reward of a picnic lunch and in return give all their rice to Tandang. Thank God that's over. Kalabaw It was actually more interesting to watch them eat their lunch of sandwiches and brownies than to watch the soccer game. Jonathon promised the group he would get some fish when they returned to camp to make up for not having any rice. Oh yes, they got letters from home but never read one line to us on how Aunt Martha's goiter was doing or if Grandma's broken hip had healed or if Uncle Henry had been released from prison as of yet. Tandang Artis is pissed that Skupin negotiated for the rice and didn't want to win the challenge. Lisa and Abi agree that they basically forfeited the challenge. Remind me here, wasn't this the same group that was complaining about Skupin eating all the rice and now he negotiated for more rice and they are still complaining? And Artis and Abi, weren't your asses sitting on the bench during the challenge? Why did you sit out? You didn't win the challenge but you got more rice and you didn;'t have to do a damn thing other than watch a soccer game. Hell I would have complained beacause I had to watch a soccer game. I will have to go back and watch the show on video but I think the censors missed bleeping out Abi when she said, "F*&^%$# stupid." Oh yes my favorite moment of the night was RC wearing a dress coat over her bikini, looked like a hooker on the Vegas strip. Kalabaw Jonathon comes through and goes fishing and brings back three fish. Three fish that would fit into the average household fish bowl that is. Let's all stand and give him a round of polite golf applause. "Pure Protein," he says. Enough pure protein for the average household goldfish that is. Immunity Challenge Slingshots and Lacrosse sticks. The teams shot slingshots with lacrosse balls into the air while team-mates tried to catch them with lacross sticks. Tandang wins 5 - 4 and of course Jeff Probst points out that "Katie is completely ineffective in this challenge." Way to go Jeff, throw her under the bus. Kalabaw Jeff Kent and Carter talk about voting out either Katie or Jonathon. The dilema is, Katie sucks at challenges but is loyal and an easy vote out later. Jonathon has the idol and might do a blindside on them later in the game. Kalabaw will be down 7 - 4 after this vote out so this is a tough decision. Carter and Jeff Kent both say they would hate it if, "Later in the game Jonathon blindsides us." Tough choice, keep the stronger player who has an idol and has played this game before and flipped sides or a weaker player who more than likely won't flip on you. By the way, the newest member Denise is fitting in just fine once again. She is doing all the right things and at this point in the game no one has been talking about voting for her at any time. As Jeff and Carter are sitting there, Jon Penner walks up and asks, "Well guys, who are we voting tonight." Carter speaks up and says, "Katie or Penner,,,,,,I mean Katie or Denise." Yikes, he is a blonde isn't he? Tribal Council Jeff Kent points out that Carter was simply outmuscled in the game. I want to point out that Carter is a track coach and got outmuscled. Isn't he supposed to be an athlete? Jonathon points out that because the tribe is so close, the vote will be a blindside to whomever gets voted out. Katie is the second former beauty queen to get voted out this season. Next week it looks like the merge is coming and Thank God it didn't appear that there were any soccer challenges.