I'm so confused......

I’m so confused………….. When you start with three tribes of six and one tribe gets decimated because they can’t win a challenge, it usually means the other two tribes will swoop down and attempt to gobble up the remaining players from the decimated tribe to strengthen the numbers of their own tribe. Confusion reigns down when the decimated tribe then has its remaining two members divided and one goes to each tribe and loyalty begins to be questioned in each tribe as the question arises: “How can you become friends with people with whom your were just competing with and are now are your tribe?” Now you throw in the fact a merge is coming at some point and you have to take into account the two members of the smallest tribe are still in the game and could be reunited because of a merge and could renew their alliance. Then you have to worry about who is going to ask who to the prom, make sure you don’t get the same dress as that bitch next door and bikini waxing. Everybody got that? Good….and break. Kalabaw Night 16 Denise has now and will continue to go to each and every tribal elimination council until she is voted out or makes it to the final. I think only one other player in years past, Stephanie Lagrossa, had this distinction of ever having to go to each tribal council during a season. Jonathon guesses that Katie, who was voted out last week, was the person who cast her vote for him last week. Jeff Kent continues to say he doesn’t want to be voted out before Jonathon, yes dude we know, you mention this at least five to six times per episode. I put it on my computer’s calendar to remind me just in case I forget. Jonathon also talks to the camera and makes the most logical comment of the season, “I forget that other people might be lying to me.” People lie on Survivor? Tandang and Kalabaw Day 17 A boat shows up at each camp and the tribes have ten minutes to pack their stuff and climb on their perspective boats. The merge is here. Ah crap, somebody forgot to pack the toilet paper. Dangrayne I might have fallen asleep but I don’t remember any discussion of the new tribe name. All I saw was a flag with the name. We see the tribes talking on their new beach and we see Lisa hanging everyone’s clothes us. Yes it is important to collect wood, build the shelter and have Alice from the Brady Bunch hang your clothes up to dry. Uh oh, Lisa is hanging Malcolm’s clothes up and finds his hidden immunity idol. Of course Malcolm and friend Denise notice this and they immediately go talk to Lisa who apologizes for going through his stuff and then Malcolm says I am your slave and the three form a weird bartender, sex therapist and actress threesome. This by far is the strangest threesome of an alliance I think I have seen on Survivor. We then see former actors Jonathon and Lisa talking about their acting past and how cool it is to be doing other things now. No one other than Jonathon or Jeff Skupin even know that Lisa used to be on television at this point. Not sure if anyone will care anyhow at this point. Oh yeah, Jeff Kent tells us once again that he doesn’t want Jonathon to win, yes once again. Talk centers around voting out either RC or Jonathon and Abi says, “This will be fun.” Challenge Grasp a bar which has a rope strung around it which is tied to a bucket holding 25% of your body weight in sand. The idea is to not let your bar unravel the rope which in turn would drop your bucket. Two immunities are at stake, one for the women and one for the men. Denise wins the women’s side, which isn’t really surprising. Then it comes down to Jeff Kent against Carter. It really doesn’t matter which one of these two wins anyhow so Jeff lets his bucket hit the ground giving Carter the win for the men. Back at camp RC tells us that her and Mike Skupin are in the majority. Not according to published reports from the other side. For the 57th time this season Jeff Kent tells us he doesn’t want to leave before Jonathon Penner. For the love of God we get it. Next week we start a drinking game, every time Jeff Kent mentions that he doesn’t want Jonathon to beat him in this game, we all shot gun a beer. But Jeff also realizes he is in the majority right now but he is lower on that social totem pole and it would be a matter of time before he gets voted out. If he flips then he risks alienating people from his original tribe but he would have a greater chance of finishing higher in the game. That is the dilemma, okay everybody shotgun a beer. Tribal Council RC says Tandang is family and sometimes family fight. Abi has none of it and says she is no friend of RC anymore. Bitch must have bought the same prom dress and arrived at the prom first. Lisa who is impressing by playing this game points out that her tribe Tandang should stay together as they have a six to five advantage and that Denise and Malcolm are were in the same tribe but now reunited. I would have said the first thing but lady, you know Malcolm has an idol and you did make a promise not to tell anyone and now you throw them under the bus. Sometimes the best thing to say in this game is nothing. Penner plays his idol and saves his butt as he gets 5 votes. Pete gets two votes but RC is sent packing as she gets four votes. Pete needs to pay attention now as people who get votes as tribal are either the easy out or people don’t like you. He might have wanted to keep RC around as she wasn’t well liked but and this is a BIG BUTT it is better to be the second least like person as opposed to the least liked person which he probably is now. Next Week Penner is on the war path.