Put me in coach................

First a quick response to a letter from a new reader.
To: Hayseed Boy
From: Varuka (Last Name withheld by request)
Marysville, Idaho

Dear Hayseed,
Your blog sure contains a lot of hanging participles. What are you going to do about it?

Dear Varuka,
First and foremost, loved you in Willie Wonka and The Chocolate Factory. Secondly, the envelope you sent the letter in contained a scent of fried eggs, bacon grease and maple syrup. I am going to guess night shift manager at a waffle house?
Third, I am really surprised to receive a letter from Idaho in September as I thought the entire state shut down for the potato harvest. Finally you didn't include your last name, I guess your subscription to Penthouse ran out. And oh yeah, my most loyal fans like it when I hang my participles around the blog.
Sincerely, Hayseed Boy.

Now back to regular programming. Put me in Coach.
The LaFlor tribe makes it way back from Tribal Council and everybody is all buddy-buddy with the exception of Nanooky who says "People are being faker than fur?" Can someone really be faker than fur? Over at the elders tribe we hear Marty say, "Where the monkeys are there is fruit." The opposite isn't true though as I have been in the fruit section of Kroger's many times and have yet to see a monkey. Marty is also still pissed that the celebrity is still in the game. Dude, we know. Then we see Jill talk Marty into showing the hidden immunity idol to everyone. Not one time in the history of Survivor has showing the idol to the group been a good thing, ever. In fact the hidden immunity idol almost becomes a bad omen when the person who finds it tells someone else. It only sets you up for a blind side. Back at the youngers camp we see Jud blowing on the fire while wearing goggles. Someone should have taped this, oh yeah they did. Then we see Jud in a private moment start to talk to the camera and then he looks down at his leg, "Oh man, a hermit crab just walked across my leg." Blonde moment. He might as well have said, "SQUIRREL." Nanooky calls him an air head and says "If you knock on his head it would sound hollow." We know. Back over at elders camp Marty shows everyone the idol and they applaud as he says the team could use it after the merge if needed. The target just grew on his back while Jill sits back and takes it in. We see Dan the man struggling as does everyone else in camp. Nanooky says she wants to vote out Alina to send a shock wave to Kelly B.
Bean Bags and Barrels Challenge
The teams have to move barrels into place and then land sandbags on top of the lids. Tyrone puts the elders out front but can't seem to get past the sixth barrel. Jimmy T is begging for Jimmy J to "Put me in Coach, you're wasting my talents." No he's not as your biggest talent is whining, you're doing fine with that. The youngsters win reward which includes a basket of fruit with a clue down below. Both Kelly B and Nanooky spot the clue and then wrestle for it back at camp. Nanooky wins the clue and walks away and says, "Go ahead and be the fool. I will push you so hard I hope your leg falls off." My question would be, which leg? Nanooky also says something about "Being Ghettoed," which someone will have to explain to me. Two things happen here that are quite funny. First, the dumbest player left has the clue in her hand and has absolutely no clue on how to figure out the clue. Her having the clue is like letting Stevie Wonder drive your car, he'll do great in the straightaways but its those damn turns that confuse him. We then see Nanooky hiding the clue in her pants. WTF, you don't think people back at camp who watched you wrestle Kelly B for the clue and talked about it, know you have it? And she calls Jud an air head. Tyrone makes the best comment of the night after having a disagreement with Jimmy T about throwing the beanbags. "Do we want to win or do we want everyone to touch the ball?" Great point dude. Marty looks at the camera and states "People who disagree with me aren't really playing the game." Yeah Marty they are, they are just using a different strategy. You'll realize this in a few weeks when you pick a fight with the wrong person, I am guessing maybe Tyrone. At tribal council Jimmy T says he wants more court time and Marty says he wants to accelerate the game. Jimmy J goes home and I must say in hind sight, I miss the guy already.
Next week we see Nanooky threatening to throw Kelly's leg in the fire and again I ask the question, "Which leg?"