Filet my Sole.

Back when I was in the fifth grade I was the starting shortstop on my midget league baseball team as well as the third relief pitcher. Later in life I was the back up kicker on my high school football team and scored exactly one point in my career, true story. And then when I was in college I once got a perfect paper on a Kineesiology paper and I can't even spell Kaneiceiology. So there you have it folks, my reason for being a leader. For more information on me please go to www.likeireallycare.com.
This week: "People that confuse me in this game."
Brenda reminds us again last night that people keep coming up to her and wanting her to be in their alliance. You're a former NFL cheerleader that's why they come up and talk to you. So hey dumbass why are you doing what you are doing? First of all, you show Nanooky, who is by far the dumbest player in this game (maybe in the history of the show) where the idol is and then don't even claim it for yourself. Then in an attempt to build trust you tell Chase that Nanooky has the idol but don't tell her I told you. That's akin to having your best friends wife telling you that she wants to sleep with you, but please don't tell her husband because it might ruin the friendship between you two. Really? Confusing me even more was Nanooky laying claim to the idol she found. Ya know, the show I watched had Brenda figuring out the clue and pointing out to Nanooky where to dig. Sort of the Al Gore I invented the internet thing. Just sayin'. Then to top it off Nanooky sees one legged Kelli and Alina heading out to the area where the idol was hidden. Talk about arrogance, she walks up to them and says, "What are you looking for?". My comeback would have been, "We were looking for your brain but haven't had any luck. How about you?" Douche Bag of the week. Back to Brenda now. Why the &^%$ would you figure out the clue then automatically tell someone else where to find it, no, no, no, you walk them to the spot and point to it, dig here? Hey sister, that idol ain't yours no more. And finally, telling other people that you have the hidden immunity always leads to problems. Doesn't anybody pay attention when they watch?
Line of week.
Hands down it goes to Jane who said maybe Dan should cook his shoe and they all could have "filet of sole." Loved it.
Challenge
Blindfolds for everyone. Tyrone and Brenda called out instructions to their blindfolded teams and the youngsters kicked butt. Evidently Jimmy T. put earplugs in because he wasn't doing anything Tyrone was asking. Back at elders camp Jimmy T. wants his chance to lead. Dude this is Survivor I didn't know you had to ask permission to lead, just do it.
Tribal Council
Dan got served up by Jeff and no one cares. Dan states that becuase of the mud he couldn't move well for the challenge. Jeff asks the obvious, "This is the rain forest isn't it?" Game, set and match for me, but no. The elders take out a loud mouth who irritates everybody, but works hard around camp and isn't afraid to step up. Here in lies the rub. Taking out Dan wouldn't have affected the tribe in the least as he doesn't contribute much at all. At least Jimmy T cares, or at least he did before you voted him out. Here in lies the rub #2, he would have been loyal just as Dan would have been, and a better overall player. Marty keeps talking about keeping the team strong, you just lost that battle.
Next Week.
The tribe drops their buffs and Marty has no clue what to do. Nanooky is also seen crying, probably went to wizard and he was out of brains.