"You get to milk your own milk?" As credited to two legged blonde Kelli.
Yes Kelli, had your team won the reward challenge you would have gotten to milk your own milk. Eight people, that's one less than you need to field a baseball team, have been voted out so far and this is her highlight of the year. I actually forgot she was in the game until they had her pose seductively and say, "You get to milk your own milk?" I am thinking that somewhere in a beauty salon in Hollywood Paris Hilton is scratching her head and saying, "I didn't even know you could milk your milk, that's so cool."
Espada
Back at camp after voting out Yve, everyone hugs Dan for surviving the night, not necessarily surviving the vote but actually surviving the walk back to camp. They then hook him up to his heart monitor and breathing machine so he doesn't die before the next vote and then spray some new car scent around the hut to make him think about his three cars back home. Chase, Naonka and Holly want to go after Alina because they don't trust her. Naonka says she has never trusted her. Good thing Alina doesn't have any artificial limbs or they would have been cooked with the chicken.
LaFlor
Marty starts telling Jane that he has never lied to her, never mis-represented himself or slept with any other women since he met Jane. Jane just laughs at him.
Reward Challenge
The teams are playing a version of handball over water. Espada scores early and often and rightfully so as Fabio spends most of his time peeing in the pool. I know I will get letters for this and I would say Dan threw like a girl, but that would be offensive to women simply because, he didn't even throw well enough to qualify for that comment. It amazes me that both he and Kelli two legs are still in this game.
La Flor
Sash makes some bold comments that he is going to lie around camp and let the elders do the work. Yeah that strategy always works. Jane says she's not going to tell the youngsters what to do as she is still in the minority. She then goes out and catches some fish and eats them by herself. Bravo, that was a true Survivor moment.
Espada
The Espada group gets to milk a cow and then eat. Alina starts crying because she they haven't eaten in 16 days and Naonka hates that Holly hugs her.
Immunity Challenge
It is just me or are the challenges this year pretty weak? The cannonball run challenge consists of rolling a ball down an eaves trough to knock out some tiles. There isn't any contact and people are basically just standing around watching. Espada wins and LaFlor now has to vote someone out.
LaFlor
Brenda comes up with the idea of having Sash ask Marty for the idol. After contemplation, weighing the pros and cons and using his magic eight ball Marty thinks its better to develop an alliance then using the idol as he points out "I could use it tonight and then go home the next time." Great point. For the second consecutive time LaFlor is handed a golden opportunity to take out a big rival. It's now time to go into the "Way Back" machine for some Survivor History. If you remember Brenda basically gave Naonka the first idol by showing her where to dig for the first idol and now she tells Sash to ask Marty for the idol which he gives not to Brenda but to Sash. Had Brenda done both tasks she would have two idols right now which would be huge. Jane says it best later in the game, giving up an idol never has worked out for anyone, just ask Eric from many seasons ago who gave away immunity at the final four or you can look at Parvati from last season who helped save who? Sandra that's who and who won, Sandra won not Parvati. Also, Sandra found an idol late in the game last time, she told no one and use it herself. She used the idol in the way it was intended to be used, a valuable tool.
Tribal Council
Once again there is discussion about who the in crowd is and who isn't in the in crowd and Jane basically says, "We are know where we stand." Marty calls Jane a flipper for changing alliances. Jill says it is still a young and old alliance. Ya know Jill accept for the fact that Jane is old but in with the younsters and we all know where this is going. Sash says he knows where the idol and Brenda exposes Sash and tells everyone that Sash has it. Jeff then asks the best question, "So Sash since your alliance is so strong why not just give the idol to Brenda?" One of the best questions at tribal council ever brings about one of the worst answers when Sash says, "If there comes a time when I feel the tribe doesn't trust me anymore.."
Even dumbass Fabio picks up on this. Talk about setting yourself up for a blindside.
The votes goes Jill - 3,Marty - 2 and Jane 2. Jill goes home. Oh yeah, Jill basically told Marty where to find the idol, way back ago. Once again, when you have a chance to find the idol, keep it. I hope I don't have to tell the class again.
Next week
The merge takes place and Naonka starts stealing food which always goes well in Survivor.
Friday, October 29, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
I don't have a leg to stand on.............
Yve: "No one told me about the plan to vote out Tyrone last night." Anybody remember the old Batman television series that showed the words "BAM", "POW", "SOCKEM'", whenever they got into a fight with the bad guys? Yve got bammed last night. Anybody who has ever watched this show, then participates should have a clue about their future when they have no idea why no one else told them about a plan. Sort of like the guy who got divorced and had no idea his wife was sleeping around. Maybe she should have told him when she was dishing up the turkey at Thanksgiving with all the family there, "I want to thank God for all this good food and to my husband Ernie, I wanted to let you know that I have been sleeping with the gardner. Eat up everybody." It's in the timing.
Espada
Dan wants to quit and go home and wax his three cars. Had I heard this I would have looked at him and said, "You need help packing?" Nothing good ever comes from talking people into staying or better yet, letting them stay. Take note Holly and Naonka.
La Flor
Marty says he feels like he fell into Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. I am sure in his crazy, zany, anal..........lytical mind it made sense to say that. Brenda says she likes Jane and wants to split the vote at 3 for Marty and 3 for Jill when they get to tribal council. They haven't even had the challenge yet.
Challenge
Both tribes find out that individual immunity is up for grabs for each tribe. Each player is given a paddle and has a toilet bowl attached to their backside. Yes it looked like a toilet you know it did. They then had to dig in the ground to find three buried rings then toss the rings over their head into the toilet. Holly and Jill make it to the final and Jill soon has three rings hanging on the door hooks for the win which gives her immunity and also gives her tribe a feast as well. This destroys Brenda's plan of getting rid of Marty or Jill so she of course turns her rage against one legged Kelli because no tribe needs two Kelli's and if you have one Kelli she should at least have two legs for the love of God. I had to go back and look up two legged Kelli's profile and she put down being voted homecoming queen one of her greatest accomplishments. Uh, yeah maybe if I said I nailed the homecoming queen as one of my greatest accomplishments that would get me on the show.
Back at band camp Espada
Holly points out that the La Flor tribe gets to watch her tribe vote someone out as well as eat in front of them. Dan asks, "Why am I here? I have three houses, six cars and a talking dog, I don't need the money." Then leave dude, go home. Chase, Benry and Alina all say they don't want to take Yve to the merge even though she is better in challenges than Dan and smarter. Keeping a person around for their vote is somewhat important but Yve posed no real threat and would have kept the tribe stronger. You are going to see this duplicated with the other tribe later in the game.
LaFlor
The tribe does a 1-2-3-4 LaFlor cheer and Brenda states to the camera that is was all fake. She also says Fabio is clueless which we all know, but hey he has a cool name. Marty then tells Fabio he beat Guillermo Villas in chess twice and that it was cool because he is a grand master in chess. Marty then can't but help to chuckle to the camera that Guillermo was a tennis player not a chess player from the 70's. Oh my goodness the jocularity in that comment sent my octciptal orbit into convulsions to say the least, ho, ho, ho. Whatever Skippy. Brenda then tells Jane they are voting Marty in attempt to flush the idol. I am going to repeat for later reference, Brenda tells Jane they are voting Marty to flush the idol or get rid of him if he doesn't play it. Sash tells Fabio they want to split to vote 3 and 3 with Marty and one legged Kelli. Fabio says he has a crush on Marty and Sash slowly walks away. (That didn't really happen but it sounds good) Marty realizes something is up when they tell him they are voting for Jane but continue to talk and talk. I picked up on something at this point when Brenda told one legged Kelli they were going to vote for Jane. Brenda was lying and never looked Kelli B in the face, did anyone else see that? Pretty obvious in my book. Marty takes a huge chance and doesn't play his idol and he and Kelli B end up in a tie, Al Gore asks for re-count and says the process of writing someone's name on a piece of paper is too complicated to understand. Hey Al, why don't you go and recycle something. A revote takes Kelli B down. This has to be the most puzzling moves in the history or Survivor. Brenda and Sash wanted to flush the idol/and or get rid of Marty. This vote, and might I add the 2ND VOTE within about twenty seconds after a re-vote was declared, was a gift wrapped present with a big bow and flashing light that said, VOTE MARTY. So what does this tribe do, they keep their biggest threat, they keep the stronger player, they keep the smarter player who also happens to have a frickin' idol in his pocket. They get rid of a one legged player who they think would get the sympathy vote, who hasn't been much of a threat in challenges, who doesn't care for Marty and would have easily fit into their alliance had they asked. These two tribes are the exact opposite on their theories of voting people out.
Espada Tribal Council
Yve says Dan is always complaining which everybody already knows. Evidently Yve was sleeping last week when Tyrone kept talking bad about people. She gets voted off. Again and for the second time why are you keeping a two legged guy who walks like he has one leg? I don't get either tribes' decision tonight.
Next week
Sash approaches Marty about giving him the idol, Jane eats fish alone and Fabio pees in the pool.
Espada
Dan wants to quit and go home and wax his three cars. Had I heard this I would have looked at him and said, "You need help packing?" Nothing good ever comes from talking people into staying or better yet, letting them stay. Take note Holly and Naonka.
La Flor
Marty says he feels like he fell into Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. I am sure in his crazy, zany, anal..........lytical mind it made sense to say that. Brenda says she likes Jane and wants to split the vote at 3 for Marty and 3 for Jill when they get to tribal council. They haven't even had the challenge yet.
Challenge
Both tribes find out that individual immunity is up for grabs for each tribe. Each player is given a paddle and has a toilet bowl attached to their backside. Yes it looked like a toilet you know it did. They then had to dig in the ground to find three buried rings then toss the rings over their head into the toilet. Holly and Jill make it to the final and Jill soon has three rings hanging on the door hooks for the win which gives her immunity and also gives her tribe a feast as well. This destroys Brenda's plan of getting rid of Marty or Jill so she of course turns her rage against one legged Kelli because no tribe needs two Kelli's and if you have one Kelli she should at least have two legs for the love of God. I had to go back and look up two legged Kelli's profile and she put down being voted homecoming queen one of her greatest accomplishments. Uh, yeah maybe if I said I nailed the homecoming queen as one of my greatest accomplishments that would get me on the show.
Back at band camp Espada
Holly points out that the La Flor tribe gets to watch her tribe vote someone out as well as eat in front of them. Dan asks, "Why am I here? I have three houses, six cars and a talking dog, I don't need the money." Then leave dude, go home. Chase, Benry and Alina all say they don't want to take Yve to the merge even though she is better in challenges than Dan and smarter. Keeping a person around for their vote is somewhat important but Yve posed no real threat and would have kept the tribe stronger. You are going to see this duplicated with the other tribe later in the game.
LaFlor
The tribe does a 1-2-3-4 LaFlor cheer and Brenda states to the camera that is was all fake. She also says Fabio is clueless which we all know, but hey he has a cool name. Marty then tells Fabio he beat Guillermo Villas in chess twice and that it was cool because he is a grand master in chess. Marty then can't but help to chuckle to the camera that Guillermo was a tennis player not a chess player from the 70's. Oh my goodness the jocularity in that comment sent my octciptal orbit into convulsions to say the least, ho, ho, ho. Whatever Skippy. Brenda then tells Jane they are voting Marty in attempt to flush the idol. I am going to repeat for later reference, Brenda tells Jane they are voting Marty to flush the idol or get rid of him if he doesn't play it. Sash tells Fabio they want to split to vote 3 and 3 with Marty and one legged Kelli. Fabio says he has a crush on Marty and Sash slowly walks away. (That didn't really happen but it sounds good) Marty realizes something is up when they tell him they are voting for Jane but continue to talk and talk. I picked up on something at this point when Brenda told one legged Kelli they were going to vote for Jane. Brenda was lying and never looked Kelli B in the face, did anyone else see that? Pretty obvious in my book. Marty takes a huge chance and doesn't play his idol and he and Kelli B end up in a tie, Al Gore asks for re-count and says the process of writing someone's name on a piece of paper is too complicated to understand. Hey Al, why don't you go and recycle something. A revote takes Kelli B down. This has to be the most puzzling moves in the history or Survivor. Brenda and Sash wanted to flush the idol/and or get rid of Marty. This vote, and might I add the 2ND VOTE within about twenty seconds after a re-vote was declared, was a gift wrapped present with a big bow and flashing light that said, VOTE MARTY. So what does this tribe do, they keep their biggest threat, they keep the stronger player, they keep the smarter player who also happens to have a frickin' idol in his pocket. They get rid of a one legged player who they think would get the sympathy vote, who hasn't been much of a threat in challenges, who doesn't care for Marty and would have easily fit into their alliance had they asked. These two tribes are the exact opposite on their theories of voting people out.
Espada Tribal Council
Yve says Dan is always complaining which everybody already knows. Evidently Yve was sleeping last week when Tyrone kept talking bad about people. She gets voted off. Again and for the second time why are you keeping a two legged guy who walks like he has one leg? I don't get either tribes' decision tonight.
Next week
Sash approaches Marty about giving him the idol, Jane eats fish alone and Fabio pees in the pool.
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Look out for neighbors who eat chickens
This week's letter of the week comes from Judy Llama of Sault Saint Marie, Michigan.
Dear Andy,
Ya, Pa and me was a just readin' your blog from last week that tells us you think Dan should have gone home instead of Jimmy T. Eh, I should tell you Pa got pretty steamed up and says Dan works hard and keeps his mouth shut and darn tottin' he should stay in the game.
Dear Ma and Pa,
Don't go getting your flannel g-string into a bunch there eh touk head. And before I forget, your letter should read, Pa and I was a just readin', not Pa and me. Secondly, if you saw the previews for next week's show you see that Dan is thinking about quitting, so I was right. Secondly, the words darn tootin' aren't allowed on this family blog. Finally, shouldn't your husband be out shooting something to stuff and hang next to the fire place? Eh? Oh yeah, Dan called me and asked if you know how to get the fish smell out of a $ 1,600 pair of alligator shoes?
Egos and the obvious
Holly thinks she is now on the outs since one of her alliance Jimmy T. is gone. Ya think Holly? Really? Marty states that last night's tribal council was a slam dunk and that he can't imagine anything going wrong and follows that up with something very terrible would have to happen. Naonka says her alliance is in total control of the game. Brenda again says everybody loves her and wants to be in her alliance and be part of friends network on AT&T.
Side Show Bob and new tribes.
Did anyone catch Marty's hair as he walked into the first challenge. He looked like Sideshow Bob from the Simpson's. The tribes dropped their buffs and basically the teams were split in half and redistributed, which makes Marty's words of a terrible thing happening come true. Espada wins the pin ball game and gets two chickens and a rooster. This is a re-run from several years past as the tribe now has to decide on one or two eggs a day or eating a whole chicken.
At the LaFlor camp Marty said he hasn't lied to anyone and then shows the hidden immunity to everyone. "Wow", "neat", "can I touch it", "that's cool", "that's bigger than I thought it would be", well no one actually said those things but it's a nice segway for my next comment. Brenda thinks Marty is arrogant for showing everyone his idol. I think she has hidden immunity idol envy. Over as Espada Tyrone says the rain will stop soon which Dan replies, "Noah said that same thing." Great line. Naonka is losing it and wants to quit but Alina and Chase give comfort. Having the advantage of being on the outside looking in, wasn't this the same Alina that sat next to one legged Kelli a few weeks ago as Naonka ripped into Kelli? So what happens if the merge comes and Kelli B and Naonka are still in the game, who will Alina go with? Another thing, no player who has ever said they wanted to quit ever last much longer in this game. "Let her quit," says Alina, "one less person I have to battle." Alina also says something that I can't believe, "Naonka is acting like a high school girl who is on her period all the time." Yes folks I think we have finally seen it all on television, pack up the cameras and let's all go home. Alina then says what many Survivors have said in the past, my alliance of Holly, Benry, Yve, Chase and I are in control of this game. Think again, this game has only started.
Immunity Challenge
Loved it. Rope three girls to a windmill, dunk them in water and have them get a mouthful of water and spit it into a tube. LaFlor wins so Espada will send someone home.
Look out for your neighbor.
Tyrone had taken the lead at Espada and told the newbies the "rules" of the camp. Help around camp, get firewood, use the machete and make sure you replace the toilet paper if you empty the roll. Well, something like that. His undoing was both his mouth and his actions. The words, "Look out for your neighbor," came back to haunt him. He didn't want to kill the chicken and then as Benry pointed out, he ate the most after it was cooked.
At tribal council Alina points out that the tribe bonded during the rain. Benry says Tyrone "appears" to be the leader and Tyrone accepts it, if only for a few more minutes. Naonka says that night of the storm was the hardest thing she went through since her divorce which she points out was her fault. WOW, could it be this game really breaks people down that much. She actually said something worth listening to. Jeff forces the issue and gets Yve to say that Naonka wanted to quit and she is concerned that is might happen again in the future. Tyrone is gone if for nothing else, eating too much chicken.
Next week we see Dan wants to quit and Marty tells people that he is a grand master chess champion which should come in quite handy when they go to kill the next chicken don't you think?
Dear Andy,
Ya, Pa and me was a just readin' your blog from last week that tells us you think Dan should have gone home instead of Jimmy T. Eh, I should tell you Pa got pretty steamed up and says Dan works hard and keeps his mouth shut and darn tottin' he should stay in the game.
Dear Ma and Pa,
Don't go getting your flannel g-string into a bunch there eh touk head. And before I forget, your letter should read, Pa and I was a just readin', not Pa and me. Secondly, if you saw the previews for next week's show you see that Dan is thinking about quitting, so I was right. Secondly, the words darn tootin' aren't allowed on this family blog. Finally, shouldn't your husband be out shooting something to stuff and hang next to the fire place? Eh? Oh yeah, Dan called me and asked if you know how to get the fish smell out of a $ 1,600 pair of alligator shoes?
Egos and the obvious
Holly thinks she is now on the outs since one of her alliance Jimmy T. is gone. Ya think Holly? Really? Marty states that last night's tribal council was a slam dunk and that he can't imagine anything going wrong and follows that up with something very terrible would have to happen. Naonka says her alliance is in total control of the game. Brenda again says everybody loves her and wants to be in her alliance and be part of friends network on AT&T.
Side Show Bob and new tribes.
Did anyone catch Marty's hair as he walked into the first challenge. He looked like Sideshow Bob from the Simpson's. The tribes dropped their buffs and basically the teams were split in half and redistributed, which makes Marty's words of a terrible thing happening come true. Espada wins the pin ball game and gets two chickens and a rooster. This is a re-run from several years past as the tribe now has to decide on one or two eggs a day or eating a whole chicken.
At the LaFlor camp Marty said he hasn't lied to anyone and then shows the hidden immunity to everyone. "Wow", "neat", "can I touch it", "that's cool", "that's bigger than I thought it would be", well no one actually said those things but it's a nice segway for my next comment. Brenda thinks Marty is arrogant for showing everyone his idol. I think she has hidden immunity idol envy. Over as Espada Tyrone says the rain will stop soon which Dan replies, "Noah said that same thing." Great line. Naonka is losing it and wants to quit but Alina and Chase give comfort. Having the advantage of being on the outside looking in, wasn't this the same Alina that sat next to one legged Kelli a few weeks ago as Naonka ripped into Kelli? So what happens if the merge comes and Kelli B and Naonka are still in the game, who will Alina go with? Another thing, no player who has ever said they wanted to quit ever last much longer in this game. "Let her quit," says Alina, "one less person I have to battle." Alina also says something that I can't believe, "Naonka is acting like a high school girl who is on her period all the time." Yes folks I think we have finally seen it all on television, pack up the cameras and let's all go home. Alina then says what many Survivors have said in the past, my alliance of Holly, Benry, Yve, Chase and I are in control of this game. Think again, this game has only started.
Immunity Challenge
Loved it. Rope three girls to a windmill, dunk them in water and have them get a mouthful of water and spit it into a tube. LaFlor wins so Espada will send someone home.
Look out for your neighbor.
Tyrone had taken the lead at Espada and told the newbies the "rules" of the camp. Help around camp, get firewood, use the machete and make sure you replace the toilet paper if you empty the roll. Well, something like that. His undoing was both his mouth and his actions. The words, "Look out for your neighbor," came back to haunt him. He didn't want to kill the chicken and then as Benry pointed out, he ate the most after it was cooked.
At tribal council Alina points out that the tribe bonded during the rain. Benry says Tyrone "appears" to be the leader and Tyrone accepts it, if only for a few more minutes. Naonka says that night of the storm was the hardest thing she went through since her divorce which she points out was her fault. WOW, could it be this game really breaks people down that much. She actually said something worth listening to. Jeff forces the issue and gets Yve to say that Naonka wanted to quit and she is concerned that is might happen again in the future. Tyrone is gone if for nothing else, eating too much chicken.
Next week we see Dan wants to quit and Marty tells people that he is a grand master chess champion which should come in quite handy when they go to kill the next chicken don't you think?
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Filet my Sole.
Back when I was in the fifth grade I was the starting shortstop on my midget league baseball team as well as the third relief pitcher. Later in life I was the back up kicker on my high school football team and scored exactly one point in my career, true story. And then when I was in college I once got a perfect paper on a Kineesiology paper and I can't even spell Kaneiceiology. So there you have it folks, my reason for being a leader. For more information on me please go to www.likeireallycare.com.
This week: "People that confuse me in this game."
Brenda reminds us again last night that people keep coming up to her and wanting her to be in their alliance. You're a former NFL cheerleader that's why they come up and talk to you. So hey dumbass why are you doing what you are doing? First of all, you show Nanooky, who is by far the dumbest player in this game (maybe in the history of the show) where the idol is and then don't even claim it for yourself. Then in an attempt to build trust you tell Chase that Nanooky has the idol but don't tell her I told you. That's akin to having your best friends wife telling you that she wants to sleep with you, but please don't tell her husband because it might ruin the friendship between you two. Really? Confusing me even more was Nanooky laying claim to the idol she found. Ya know, the show I watched had Brenda figuring out the clue and pointing out to Nanooky where to dig. Sort of the Al Gore I invented the internet thing. Just sayin'. Then to top it off Nanooky sees one legged Kelli and Alina heading out to the area where the idol was hidden. Talk about arrogance, she walks up to them and says, "What are you looking for?". My comeback would have been, "We were looking for your brain but haven't had any luck. How about you?" Douche Bag of the week. Back to Brenda now. Why the &^%$ would you figure out the clue then automatically tell someone else where to find it, no, no, no, you walk them to the spot and point to it, dig here? Hey sister, that idol ain't yours no more. And finally, telling other people that you have the hidden immunity always leads to problems. Doesn't anybody pay attention when they watch?
Line of week.
Hands down it goes to Jane who said maybe Dan should cook his shoe and they all could have "filet of sole." Loved it.
Challenge
Blindfolds for everyone. Tyrone and Brenda called out instructions to their blindfolded teams and the youngsters kicked butt. Evidently Jimmy T. put earplugs in because he wasn't doing anything Tyrone was asking. Back at elders camp Jimmy T. wants his chance to lead. Dude this is Survivor I didn't know you had to ask permission to lead, just do it.
Tribal Council
Dan got served up by Jeff and no one cares. Dan states that becuase of the mud he couldn't move well for the challenge. Jeff asks the obvious, "This is the rain forest isn't it?" Game, set and match for me, but no. The elders take out a loud mouth who irritates everybody, but works hard around camp and isn't afraid to step up. Here in lies the rub. Taking out Dan wouldn't have affected the tribe in the least as he doesn't contribute much at all. At least Jimmy T cares, or at least he did before you voted him out. Here in lies the rub #2, he would have been loyal just as Dan would have been, and a better overall player. Marty keeps talking about keeping the team strong, you just lost that battle.
Next Week.
The tribe drops their buffs and Marty has no clue what to do. Nanooky is also seen crying, probably went to wizard and he was out of brains.
This week: "People that confuse me in this game."
Brenda reminds us again last night that people keep coming up to her and wanting her to be in their alliance. You're a former NFL cheerleader that's why they come up and talk to you. So hey dumbass why are you doing what you are doing? First of all, you show Nanooky, who is by far the dumbest player in this game (maybe in the history of the show) where the idol is and then don't even claim it for yourself. Then in an attempt to build trust you tell Chase that Nanooky has the idol but don't tell her I told you. That's akin to having your best friends wife telling you that she wants to sleep with you, but please don't tell her husband because it might ruin the friendship between you two. Really? Confusing me even more was Nanooky laying claim to the idol she found. Ya know, the show I watched had Brenda figuring out the clue and pointing out to Nanooky where to dig. Sort of the Al Gore I invented the internet thing. Just sayin'. Then to top it off Nanooky sees one legged Kelli and Alina heading out to the area where the idol was hidden. Talk about arrogance, she walks up to them and says, "What are you looking for?". My comeback would have been, "We were looking for your brain but haven't had any luck. How about you?" Douche Bag of the week. Back to Brenda now. Why the &^%$ would you figure out the clue then automatically tell someone else where to find it, no, no, no, you walk them to the spot and point to it, dig here? Hey sister, that idol ain't yours no more. And finally, telling other people that you have the hidden immunity always leads to problems. Doesn't anybody pay attention when they watch?
Line of week.
Hands down it goes to Jane who said maybe Dan should cook his shoe and they all could have "filet of sole." Loved it.
Challenge
Blindfolds for everyone. Tyrone and Brenda called out instructions to their blindfolded teams and the youngsters kicked butt. Evidently Jimmy T. put earplugs in because he wasn't doing anything Tyrone was asking. Back at elders camp Jimmy T. wants his chance to lead. Dude this is Survivor I didn't know you had to ask permission to lead, just do it.
Tribal Council
Dan got served up by Jeff and no one cares. Dan states that becuase of the mud he couldn't move well for the challenge. Jeff asks the obvious, "This is the rain forest isn't it?" Game, set and match for me, but no. The elders take out a loud mouth who irritates everybody, but works hard around camp and isn't afraid to step up. Here in lies the rub. Taking out Dan wouldn't have affected the tribe in the least as he doesn't contribute much at all. At least Jimmy T cares, or at least he did before you voted him out. Here in lies the rub #2, he would have been loyal just as Dan would have been, and a better overall player. Marty keeps talking about keeping the team strong, you just lost that battle.
Next Week.
The tribe drops their buffs and Marty has no clue what to do. Nanooky is also seen crying, probably went to wizard and he was out of brains.
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