Peeing in the pool, fish and Freud.

"You get to milk your own milk?" As credited to two legged blonde Kelli.
Yes Kelli, had your team won the reward challenge you would have gotten to milk your own milk. Eight people, that's one less than you need to field a baseball team, have been voted out so far and this is her highlight of the year. I actually forgot she was in the game until they had her pose seductively and say, "You get to milk your own milk?" I am thinking that somewhere in a beauty salon in Hollywood Paris Hilton is scratching her head and saying, "I didn't even know you could milk your milk, that's so cool."
Espada
Back at camp after voting out Yve, everyone hugs Dan for surviving the night, not necessarily surviving the vote but actually surviving the walk back to camp. They then hook him up to his heart monitor and breathing machine so he doesn't die before the next vote and then spray some new car scent around the hut to make him think about his three cars back home. Chase, Naonka and Holly want to go after Alina because they don't trust her. Naonka says she has never trusted her. Good thing Alina doesn't have any artificial limbs or they would have been cooked with the chicken.
LaFlor
Marty starts telling Jane that he has never lied to her, never mis-represented himself or slept with any other women since he met Jane. Jane just laughs at him.
Reward Challenge
The teams are playing a version of handball over water. Espada scores early and often and rightfully so as Fabio spends most of his time peeing in the pool. I know I will get letters for this and I would say Dan threw like a girl, but that would be offensive to women simply because, he didn't even throw well enough to qualify for that comment. It amazes me that both he and Kelli two legs are still in this game.
La Flor
Sash makes some bold comments that he is going to lie around camp and let the elders do the work. Yeah that strategy always works. Jane says she's not going to tell the youngsters what to do as she is still in the minority. She then goes out and catches some fish and eats them by herself. Bravo, that was a true Survivor moment.
Espada
The Espada group gets to milk a cow and then eat. Alina starts crying because she they haven't eaten in 16 days and Naonka hates that Holly hugs her.
Immunity Challenge
It is just me or are the challenges this year pretty weak? The cannonball run challenge consists of rolling a ball down an eaves trough to knock out some tiles. There isn't any contact and people are basically just standing around watching. Espada wins and LaFlor now has to vote someone out.
LaFlor
Brenda comes up with the idea of having Sash ask Marty for the idol. After contemplation, weighing the pros and cons and using his magic eight ball Marty thinks its better to develop an alliance then using the idol as he points out "I could use it tonight and then go home the next time." Great point. For the second consecutive time LaFlor is handed a golden opportunity to take out a big rival. It's now time to go into the "Way Back" machine for some Survivor History. If you remember Brenda basically gave Naonka the first idol by showing her where to dig for the first idol and now she tells Sash to ask Marty for the idol which he gives not to Brenda but to Sash. Had Brenda done both tasks she would have two idols right now which would be huge. Jane says it best later in the game, giving up an idol never has worked out for anyone, just ask Eric from many seasons ago who gave away immunity at the final four or you can look at Parvati from last season who helped save who? Sandra that's who and who won, Sandra won not Parvati. Also, Sandra found an idol late in the game last time, she told no one and use it herself. She used the idol in the way it was intended to be used, a valuable tool.
Tribal Council
Once again there is discussion about who the in crowd is and who isn't in the in crowd and Jane basically says, "We are know where we stand." Marty calls Jane a flipper for changing alliances. Jill says it is still a young and old alliance. Ya know Jill accept for the fact that Jane is old but in with the younsters and we all know where this is going. Sash says he knows where the idol and Brenda exposes Sash and tells everyone that Sash has it. Jeff then asks the best question, "So Sash since your alliance is so strong why not just give the idol to Brenda?" One of the best questions at tribal council ever brings about one of the worst answers when Sash says, "If there comes a time when I feel the tribe doesn't trust me anymore.."
Even dumbass Fabio picks up on this. Talk about setting yourself up for a blindside.
The votes goes Jill - 3,Marty - 2 and Jane 2. Jill goes home. Oh yeah, Jill basically told Marty where to find the idol, way back ago. Once again, when you have a chance to find the idol, keep it. I hope I don't have to tell the class again.
Next week
The merge takes place and Naonka starts stealing food which always goes well in Survivor.