I don't have a leg to stand on.............

Yve: "No one told me about the plan to vote out Tyrone last night." Anybody remember the old Batman television series that showed the words "BAM", "POW", "SOCKEM'", whenever they got into a fight with the bad guys? Yve got bammed last night. Anybody who has ever watched this show, then participates should have a clue about their future when they have no idea why no one else told them about a plan. Sort of like the guy who got divorced and had no idea his wife was sleeping around. Maybe she should have told him when she was dishing up the turkey at Thanksgiving with all the family there, "I want to thank God for all this good food and to my husband Ernie, I wanted to let you know that I have been sleeping with the gardner. Eat up everybody." It's in the timing.
Espada
Dan wants to quit and go home and wax his three cars. Had I heard this I would have looked at him and said, "You need help packing?" Nothing good ever comes from talking people into staying or better yet, letting them stay. Take note Holly and Naonka.
La Flor
Marty says he feels like he fell into Bill and Ted's excellent adventure. I am sure in his crazy, zany, anal..........lytical mind it made sense to say that. Brenda says she likes Jane and wants to split the vote at 3 for Marty and 3 for Jill when they get to tribal council. They haven't even had the challenge yet.
Challenge
Both tribes find out that individual immunity is up for grabs for each tribe. Each player is given a paddle and has a toilet bowl attached to their backside. Yes it looked like a toilet you know it did. They then had to dig in the ground to find three buried rings then toss the rings over their head into the toilet. Holly and Jill make it to the final and Jill soon has three rings hanging on the door hooks for the win which gives her immunity and also gives her tribe a feast as well. This destroys Brenda's plan of getting rid of Marty or Jill so she of course turns her rage against one legged Kelli because no tribe needs two Kelli's and if you have one Kelli she should at least have two legs for the love of God. I had to go back and look up two legged Kelli's profile and she put down being voted homecoming queen one of her greatest accomplishments. Uh, yeah maybe if I said I nailed the homecoming queen as one of my greatest accomplishments that would get me on the show.
Back at band camp Espada
Holly points out that the La Flor tribe gets to watch her tribe vote someone out as well as eat in front of them. Dan asks, "Why am I here? I have three houses, six cars and a talking dog, I don't need the money." Then leave dude, go home. Chase, Benry and Alina all say they don't want to take Yve to the merge even though she is better in challenges than Dan and smarter. Keeping a person around for their vote is somewhat important but Yve posed no real threat and would have kept the tribe stronger. You are going to see this duplicated with the other tribe later in the game.
LaFlor
The tribe does a 1-2-3-4 LaFlor cheer and Brenda states to the camera that is was all fake. She also says Fabio is clueless which we all know, but hey he has a cool name. Marty then tells Fabio he beat Guillermo Villas in chess twice and that it was cool because he is a grand master in chess. Marty then can't but help to chuckle to the camera that Guillermo was a tennis player not a chess player from the 70's. Oh my goodness the jocularity in that comment sent my octciptal orbit into convulsions to say the least, ho, ho, ho. Whatever Skippy. Brenda then tells Jane they are voting Marty in attempt to flush the idol. I am going to repeat for later reference, Brenda tells Jane they are voting Marty to flush the idol or get rid of him if he doesn't play it. Sash tells Fabio they want to split to vote 3 and 3 with Marty and one legged Kelli. Fabio says he has a crush on Marty and Sash slowly walks away. (That didn't really happen but it sounds good) Marty realizes something is up when they tell him they are voting for Jane but continue to talk and talk. I picked up on something at this point when Brenda told one legged Kelli they were going to vote for Jane. Brenda was lying and never looked Kelli B in the face, did anyone else see that? Pretty obvious in my book. Marty takes a huge chance and doesn't play his idol and he and Kelli B end up in a tie, Al Gore asks for re-count and says the process of writing someone's name on a piece of paper is too complicated to understand. Hey Al, why don't you go and recycle something. A revote takes Kelli B down. This has to be the most puzzling moves in the history or Survivor. Brenda and Sash wanted to flush the idol/and or get rid of Marty. This vote, and might I add the 2ND VOTE within about twenty seconds after a re-vote was declared, was a gift wrapped present with a big bow and flashing light that said, VOTE MARTY. So what does this tribe do, they keep their biggest threat, they keep the stronger player, they keep the smarter player who also happens to have a frickin' idol in his pocket. They get rid of a one legged player who they think would get the sympathy vote, who hasn't been much of a threat in challenges, who doesn't care for Marty and would have easily fit into their alliance had they asked. These two tribes are the exact opposite on their theories of voting people out.
Espada Tribal Council
Yve says Dan is always complaining which everybody already knows. Evidently Yve was sleeping last week when Tyrone kept talking bad about people. She gets voted off. Again and for the second time why are you keeping a two legged guy who walks like he has one leg? I don't get either tribes' decision tonight.
Next week
Sash approaches Marty about giving him the idol, Jane eats fish alone and Fabio pees in the pool.