And another thing about cats. (Survivor warmup)

Let's clear something up front the start, I don't hate cats but on the other hand I don't like cats either. They're sort of like the duck billed platypus, they are just there. However, I will give you some history on the cat, from andypedia.
First, people really like dogs better than cats, it's a fact. There is a Westminster Dog Show that takes place annually. Yes I know what you're thinking, isn't it a hoot watching people dress these animals up like a little kid going to his first day of school. However, my favorite part is when the judge asks the owner to take their dog for a run around the ring. Let's be real here, the judge just wants to see very un-coordinated people run in a circle, makes me laugh every year. My point is this, there is NO Westminster Cat Show nor is there any Cat Show anywhere.
Secondly, the only reason any cats made it onto the ark with Noah was because of his neighbor, Emma Schlitz. She was the first reported "Cat Lady," in the history of history and had 72 cats in her rock cave. She snuck 14 cats on board that fateful day. The only other person I have ever met who worked harder to keep a cat alive was one of my sister's. I am not sure but I think this cat spent time in the Iraqi War as it had been shot, needed it's mouth wired shut and from what I saw in it's cat box, crapped out a hand grenade and survived.
Finally we all know of the 4-H organization. It has been many years but if I remember correctly the 4-H's are for head, heart, hands and either hash or hemp. If you think I am kidding about the last one then you never spent time at a 4-H summer camp. In any event when you go to a county fair you will find, pigs, cows, horses, dogs, ducks, chickens etc. NO CATS. You know why? Because the other animals voted and said, NO Frickin' Cats. You can look it up on andypedia.
Oh yes, Survivor starts tonight.