They sent God to Redemption Island

Last night just proves one thing, even God would have a hard time beating Boston Rob on Survivor.
Redumption Island
FWAN-CHES-KWA says "Coming to Redemption Island might be the best thing for me." Maybe I am looking at this wrong, yeah and maybe a good kick to my groin would be the best thing for me today.
Ouetepe
Rob says that "tribal council was one of the wildest he had ever been a part of." At least I hope it was Rob because no one else has ever been to a tribal council before. Phillip then tells Rob, "You own my vote."
Captain Underpants
We then see Phillip-Captain Underpants hunting crabs with a spear and a rock. My opinion changed about Phillip when he started talking about serving his country. It may have sounded corny but, dude is wearing his heart on his sleeve.
Ralphy Boy
Hey Ralphy Boy, nice job doing your best Russell imitation by finding the idol with no clue. I didn't mean to say Ralph doesn't have a clue but you get my meaning. Love his quote, "Simple as wiping my butt." Of course it's pretty simple if you use two ply but that's another story for another day. Let's see if he can go more than one day without wetting his pants and telling everyone that he has the idol.
Russell T
He calls Ralphie maybe one of the dumbest people in the world. Yeah dude, but he is one of the dumbest players in the world with an idol in his pocket. Oh yeah, and for the third time Russel T is hooking up with younger women. I thought maybe the third time around he might change his colors, but no. He always talks about getting to the end. Maybe he should work on winning this time.
Boston Rob
For the purpose of this season he will now be known as "Split the Vote Rob." Rob notices that God-Matt and Andrea are getting close. He tells the viewing audience how a boy-girl relationship can go a long-long way in this game as he reminds us that he and wife Amber did this once before. Yeah and remember who won and who came in 2nd place? He also reminds us that Phillip needs to earn his way back into his good graces after last week's tell all at tribal council.
Challenge
Swim, climb, hit a tile, grab a key, unlock a box and break tiles with a ball. You know what I love best about this challenge? The part right after they jump into the water and swim across the pool and then they climb the ladder, that part. About 80% of the people have their butts hanging out when they climb the ladder, that's my favorite part. Can't ever get enough of people pulling their pants back up, much like that junior high kid you see walking down the street with his buddies wearin' the three size too large pants down to his knees.
Shakin' Hands with God
OH NO, God-Matt shook hands with the winning tribe after Zapatara won. That had to be one of the worst illustrations of sportsmanship EVER. Split the Vote Rob saw it and didn't like it one bit. Hey Rob, why don't you take God-Matt out and shoot him, make him walk the blank or better yet nail him to a cross. Sorry about that last one, that was just wrong to say.
Basket of Stuff
Russel grabs the winnings and heads back to camp. Along the way he notices a clue sitting in the basket of winnings and pulls it out before anyone sees him do it. Well, before he thinks anyone sees him do it. Ralphy Boy sees Russell take the clue and then starts telling everyone that he saw Russell take the clue. Just as Russell is bragging to Stephanie and Krista about finding the clue Ralphy Boy walks up and confronts Russell. The dead give away that he found the clue was the "Oh Shit," look on the faces of the girls when Ralphy Boy confronted Russell. Russell bring out his infamous, "You are either with me or against me," quote which only brings a smile to Ralphy Boy's face. You know its funny how Russell always wants everyone else to be loyal and honest with the exception of himself.
Back at Ometepe Captain Underwear tells the tribe he should have played better and then he and Rob get all private with one another with hugs and confessions. Good tv. Matt-God says Rob is a text book player. YUP.
Tribal Council
We learn from Captain Underpant about lions and elephants, Christina plays her idol and Matt gets sent to Redemption Island with FWAN-CHES-KWA. Ya know, I hope FWAN-CHES-KWA stays around for awhile because I really like typing her name like that.
Next Week
Stephanie says it will be the biggest blindside ever which probably means it will be a boring week.