Fwan...........Ches...........Kwa.....................

"The name is Fwan-Ches-Kwa.......James........Fwan-Ches-Kwa."
Helicopters and Three piece suits.
Cue the helicopter and Jeff Probst...."18 people with nothing but the clothes on their back............."So why is it after about 21 or 22 seasons of Survivor, there is that one guy who thinks they are taking people out for one last meal and shows up on Survivor wearing a three piece suit? Because he isn't paying attetion. He is the kid who forgot to have his parents sign his permission slip to go to the dairy farm on a class trip in the fourth grade. He didn't have paste in his supply bag for his first day of kindergarten. He's the guy watching football on the big screen at a strip club. Yeah, that guy. And how is it that the four blondes on this show just happened to all be wearing their bikinis under their clothing? Yeah, funny how the dumb blondes always seem to be wearing bikinis underneath isnt' it?
Two Guys walk onto a beach.
The players hop out of their copter and soon learn two more players will be joining them. Another copter arrives caarrying Boston Rob and the Devil himself, Russell. Jeff then explains the rules of how redemption island works and also gives some tips on how to winterize your house for tax savings.
We Russell say, "I am so happy to be back and this time I'm not here to sabotage the game." Yeah......... We see Ralphie and Mike bonding. Mike calls Ralphie "Steel Wool.", I'm guessing because he has a lot of back hair.
Hammer and Nails
WTF is this? Hammer and Nails on day one? What the hell, how about body massages, pedicures and facials? Is this Survivor or Housewives of Montana?
Federal Agents and Idols
We get to see a little of things to come when Phillip gets a little aggressive with Francesca in telling her what to do. He then confesses to the group that he used to be a special agent with the FBI or CIA or Hair Club for Men, I'm not sure. We see Kristina looking for clues to the immunity idol and Rob takes notice. Here's the thing about looking for an idol on your own. Don't carry a shovel into the local river with you, makes you look like um...........your looking for an idol. However, she does find it while looking for landmarks. At this point I write down, "Can she keep the idol without telling anyone?"
Challenge
Pushing blocks, running up a ladder and putting together a puzzle. Zapatera wins so Rob's group has to go to tribal council.
Pre-Tribal
Rob doesn't trust Christian because he knows she was looking for the idol. When she approaches him and asks who they are voting for, he stones her. She has told Phillip and Francesca she has found the idol which means its value has decreased.
Tribal Council
We find out that Rob is in charge and Phillip likes to get busy. Matt mentions that Phillip calls people out. Francesca knows the team wants to keep strong. Phillip, (the special agent guy who did undercover work looking for secret information that he was supposed to keep secret) decides to tell the entire group that Francesca and Christina are voting for Rob and that Christina has the idol. Rob asks Christina if he can see the idol which she readily shows him. Rob then says, "If you give me the idol you are safe." Yeah, hand me your gun and I promise not to shoot you, I promise. What the hell just happened? Rob calls them rookies and he is right on the money. Francesca goes to redemption island.
Next Week
Phillip comes up with a plan to vote out Christina and tells her all about the plan at tribal council, because that's the way he plays.