Kat Fight

I love watching Survivor on the Internet, it provides me with an instant replay if I miss something. Sort of like when my good friend Sherri says, "Did you get the spot out," and I can go back in time and hear "It sure is hot out." Now What? The girls know it is six girls against one guy. Well that is what you would think but what usually happens is Titanticitis. Look it up on Andypedia and you find the defintion of Titaicitis: Is that time upon which each person realizes there are lifeboats but not nearly enough to save everybodies ass. You might also call this 747itis where as the same applies to seven people onboard a plane which only has three parachutes. Adding in that no one still thinks they are going home and that it will be someone else. Day 30 Kim says she feels very confident. Alicia still thinks Christina is dumb and Sabrina isn't worried. Oh yeah, my dad just had a checkup and the doctor says he is doing fine too, just thought I would throw that one in. Sprint Moment There is no crying on Survivor, absolutley not unless of course you run your shin into that coffee table that sits next to the campfire and you grab your leg and then start to gasp for breath and go "UH, AH, shit....ah man......." Fact is these people choose to go halfway around the world and then lose their mind when mom or dad shows up who they haven't seen for 30 days. It ain't like the people on the Titantic who chose to get on the boat, play some shuffle board, eat tea and crumpets on their way to coming to America. Their itinerary really didn't mention anything about HITTING A FRICKIN' ICEBERG so I can see why those people cried. In 23 seasons of Survivor I ain't seen no icebergs as of yet so stop your frickin' crying. It ain't like they are going to put you on a board and let you float in the water and wait for a rescue boat, getting you home is on this itinerary so suck it up Alice. Oh yeah, the challenge was pretty cool and Kat won and pissed off everybody when she chose to take Kim and Alicia. Kiss my butt people, this is Survivor and you lost so no more crying about things. This ain't little kids baseball where everyone gets a trophy for things as simple as putting your shoes on the the correct feet and zipping your zipper up so do me a favor and zip it. Am I on a roll or what? Chelsea even says Kat doesn't deserve to be in the final three. Okay, vote her out then. Challenge Hold onto a rope behind your back while you are perched on a log. Eventually your rope continues go let you down closer to the water. Kim wins out over Kat who won't shake her hand when the game is over. Looks very similar to what Troy did last week. Tribal Council It all centers around Kat which is a pretty good indicator of who people will be voting for. Chelsea points out that Kat always uses her young age as an excuse for her actions which is a good point until Tarzan uses the opposite logic and says it is because of her age that he overlooks her lack of good judgement. Funny how Kat mentions that blindsides are fun.....just before she got blindsided. At this point I won't make fun of her crying at the end but she did have it coming for a few things she said about people during the game. Next Week Who gets the parachutes and who has to learn to fly a plane in five minutes or less.