Second Place

"Everybody talks about the weather but nobody does anything about it." -Mark Twain Is anybody out there paying attention? Let me clarify that, is anybody who is playing the game paying attention? Kim is hands down the best player this year and no one is picking up on this not even her closests and bestest buddy, "I have played a fair game," Chelsea. I could certainly understand this if all the girls were blonde. (Please send all your responses to that comment in care of: Andy) Day 33 In a private moment Tarzan says the girls should have voted him out. You aren't a threat so that's why they kept you. The biggest threat now is Chelsea he claims. People keep saying he is playing a smart game, more on that stupid comment later. Alicia even says she doesn't think she can beat Kim in the final. For the love of Mary, Jesus, Joseph and the frickin' donkey, does that not send up a red flag for everyone even Chelsea? How many times have we heard that this is an individual game and even if your bestest, blondest, who loves you bunches friend is still in the game, do you really want to play for second place? Apparently that is the case this year. The three amigos It is Kim, Chelsea and Sabrina and they all three think they are going to the final three. Chelsea goes outside the big three to confide in Christina about her feelings toward Kim and of course Christina runs right back to tell Kim and Alicia what Chelsea said and of course Kim runs right back to Chelsea to tell her that Christina just spill the beans about what Chelsea said about Kim. WTF? Are we in high school? By the way Miss Honesty Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea. Little girl is a little conceited and a lot full of herself. "I am playing an honest." She has no problem gets her hands dirty by voting out people who she didn't lie to directly, however, she hasn't exactly been forthright to those people that others have lied to. She is like the get away driver at a bank robbery, if the others get caught during the bank robbery all she was doing was sitting in a car in a parking lot. Mr. Strategy Tarzan, Tarzan, Tarzan. Really? You are smart in life but a horrible player in Survivor. You are one of those people they kept around for your vote. And why in the world would you come onto Survivor if you had no intentions in trying to win? Pisses me off, you took my place. Okay I'm done. Reward Challenge Running out to three circle discs and having to unwind them by doing the old head agaisnt the bat head and spin in a circle. I got dizzy watching people do this. Then, oh yes, while you are dizzy you have to attempt to put the puzzle pieces together to get a combination of numbers to open a combination lock to release your flag. I would have been throwing up by that point. Chelsea wins and takes who? Oh yeah Kim and Sabrina on a boat cruise which features food and showers. Kim even makes the comment that she doesn't even know when she is lying or telling the truth anymore. Red Flag? No one even paying attention anymore. Back at camp Alicia and Christina are pissed because Chelsea told them if she won she would take them. What is this High School? Sorry, used that already. Tarzan is even pissed for them. Day 36 I even re-watched this part several times this morning when Tarzan said something then Alicia reported back to Kim what he said and then Christina showed up to tell Kim something.......Cut. What is the pattern here folks? Everyone is reporting to Kim. Anybody else seeing this pattern? Hello,,,,,,McFly. Immunity One hand tied behind my back. Take a grappling hook to grab other hooks to grab bags of puzzle pieces which contain pieces to form a human body. The player had to do this with one hand tied to their side. Alicia wins and then Tarzan calls her a bitch for winning which of course he was kidding. Tarzan then tries on Kat's old shirt and puts a pair of her panties on his head. What, are we in high school? Dude took his time to try to strategize getting into the final three, then changes his mind and becomes a total idiot. Alicia then says to the camera that she is in charge of this game. What game would that be Latina Lucy? Final Tribal Council Tarzan says by the grace of God that he is still in the game. I'm not surprised, you have a vote and no one thinks you can win anyhow. Sabrina says Tarzan could be an asset, nice BS job there. Alicia wonders if Chelsea picked the right people to go on reward. Christina points out that Chelsea broke her word to her. (Chelsea reminds me of that girl in school who says nice things to your face and bad things when aren't around, not a good trait) Tarzan is voted out. Sunday The final. Playing for second place.