This is my island.

Dear Andy, You are a week late posting your rant from last week, what happened? Alice Johnson, Apple Creek WI Dear Alice, I have a thing called a job and sometimes I am required to show up to work and do work and don't have time to post. Don't you have a welfare check to cash? Thanks for the kind note and have a super nice day, BAA Bye Andy. Tikiano Day 27 So Troy thinks he is on his own and Alicia joins the women's alliance. Nothing like jumping onto the band wagon which is full of momentum there lady. Tory, well Troy you are on your own. Kim makes a comment about not wanting Troy, Christina and Alicia to get together. I am the same way with my three sisters. One or two in the same room is okay but get all three and to quote Tobey Keith, "The Fit will hit the Sham." Challenge Through the years this challenge is by far the rudest of any. Ask tribe mates questions about each other which brings out bitter and brutal truths. Players should take note of the answers as of way of guaging their chances of winning as afterall, this is a physical AND social game. First up: Who does not deserve to be here. Answer: Christina. Ya know what if you don't want someone in the game, vote them out. Second: Who would you trust with your life. Answer: Kim. Again, this gives shades of exactly what people think of one another in a group setting. She is ahead in this game and yet NO ONE is thinking of voting her out. I wonder if it is because people like her? Third: Who needs a wake up call. Answer: Kat. I called her a blonde a few weeks ago and she ain't dyed her hair yet to prove me wrong. Who is a poser: Troy. Who is lazy: Sabrina. Who would you like to be stranded with: Kim / Again, NO ONE wants her out. Who woule you never want to see again: Troy. I wonder if these people kick new born puppies? We see Troyzan planting a seed in Kat's head that she needs to make a move because she is not in the top four. She seems to be considering it. Wild Pig My God I think this goes down as one of the top five funniest things on Survivor ever. Taking out a rope and trying to catch a pig. One question: What the hell were you going to do with the pig even if you caught it? I think it was Sabrina who said she wanted to cut off one of its leg to make a ham sandwich. Frickin' city people. Immunity Challenge Yes, girls in bikinis soaping up with oil. Dude, they could have been playing Yahtzee or folding laundry and every guy in America wouldn't have cared who won because.............it was girls in bikinis soapin up with oil. Run and slide across a slip and slide ocvered in oil to pick up rings which were then tossed onto a pole. Who won? I don't care it was girls......Oh yeah, Kim won. Toryzan was pissed he didn't win probably more because they didn't allow him to wear a bikini. Comments from the tribe Troy is devestated by his loss. Kat, well the blonde says everybody is running the show. Yeah because you let them run the show. Alicia then trumps even Colton when she says. "I teach special education and I treat Christina like one of my students." Yup, things people say tend to bring out the best in them. Tribal Council Troy knows that he is probably gone but make a great effort to explain to the group and the jury who is running the show which is Kim, Chelsea and Sabrina. Sabrina tries to weasle her way out of explaining that although the girls have six there has been no discussion as to who is ranked number six. Yeah actually you have discussed this but not with number six or number five on the totem pole being around to hear you, most likely Christina and Alicia. Alicia even jumps in and says Christian doesn't deserve to be there. WOW, did I mention the thing about kicking new born puppies? Kim points out that Troy is brilliant which he is, but has no allies. Kat doesn't want to be portrayed as weak. Here's an idea, don't play weak. Troy is voted out in a close vote over Christina. Next Week (Or in this case, last night) Kat Fight.