Dear favorite blogger fan......................................

Dear favorite blogger fan,

Please don't share this with any of the other weak ass people who call themselves blogger fans. I am giving you the hidden immunity idol tonight so you can continue to read my blog and feel safe. Read on........................

Tonight at Heroes camp we start by seeing Candance and Amanda talking about JT and not trusting him. Huh? Really? He found the idol after saying at a feast that they should look for the idol together. I wonder why they don't trust Mr. Broken Tooth?

Over at Villains camp we see that Russell is the only guy left and he promises to make sure that Sandra and Courtney are next to go. If history tells us anything then there should be a huge red light flashing, a horn blowing next to a neon sign which reads, ALL GIRL ALLIANCE AHEAD. Parvati is in charge and she is telling Russell what he wants to hear much like that one guy from Michigan, remember Eric the ice cream scoop guy who gave away his idol to Natalie because he trusted the women and then wound up getting voted off. More on this to come........................

The reward challenge was designed for Courtney in mind. It involves standing in one spot and not moving for longer than anybody else. The tribes were of course supposed to rank the players according to best to worst but that really don't go anywhere. Note to producers of Survivor, ranking players and then having them do nothing to prove their ranking other than doing nothing is stupid. Now put a blindfold on them, give them a knife and send them into a pond with alligators.........................
Anyhow, villains win the Outback Steakhouse winner take all do nothing challenge.
Then we come across total happenstance or however you spell it. Parvati finds a clue to the idol in her napkin and only tells Danielle. Talk about blind dumb luck falling into the lap of Parvati. Danielle offers to hide the clue in her boobs...................................................I'm sorry what was I talking about........................Oh yeah,Parvati stays calm when she finds the clue about the idol, unlike Russell who pees his pants, does a dance and calls his mom everytime he finds a idol, Parvati stays calm about it and then tells us she is in control. God I hate that girl, but she is right.
Oh yeah, we got to hear that Sandra went to Outback Steakhouse twice just before her husband went to serve in the army. Yea for Sandra. I am guessing with her attitude he re-upped and begged to be sent back. Sandra also did the waa waa you lost to the heroes when they lost the reward challenge. What a B............

Then we come to "The Simple Plan." J.T. drafts a letter to Russell which should have read like this:

Dude,
I am writing this letter from the red wood deck at my double wide tribal hut here in Dumbassville heroes camp. I found one of the most critical pieces to winning Survivor and wanted to pass it along to you. Although I barely know you, nor never had the opportunity to watch you play the game and don't know your strategies and only talked to you for about five minutes total. You are the last man standing in your tribe of people who shouldn't be trusted at all and I wanted to let you know that I trust you totally. Please don't tell anyone in your camp who you have spent the first twenty or so days developing relationships with that someone you don't know at all from the opposing camp is trusting you with this most valuable game piece. Please destroy this letter and don't share it with anyone.

Yours forever, J. T. "Broken Tooth," Gump

The challenge was a laugher again for the heroes and we got to see the idol exchange and soft kiss between JT and Russell.

We then see Russell and Parvati reading the love letter from J.T. and the gall of them to be laughing out loud.

The talk at villains camp was simply, we can control Courtney but can't trust Sandra so of course instead of keeping the person they can control they keep the person they can't trust which makes perfect sense to any moron who ever got voted out of this game. The talk at tribal council even centered around having trust in people.
I think they will regret this decision as a preview from next week shows Sandra talking to Rupert. She knows she is on the outs and with her attitude she will jump ship I am quite sure. I think next week it will be either Jerri or Danielle going hom. The comment of the week was Sandra when she said, "Me without Courtney is like beans without rice." Classic. An oh by the way, Sandra didn't want her "beans and rice buddy," to go home but she still voted for her anyway. What a piece of crap.

Next week JT drafts a letter to the Wizard of Oz asking for a brain.