Robert Lewis Stevenson meets Jerry Springer

An on yeah to start this.
Have somebody other than a six year old hide the idols please. They are too easy to find.

Okay folks, by a show of hands. How many of you have ever spent the night in a historical building and started a fight over popcorn? I can't count the times this has happened to me and last night on Jerry Springer we got to see it again. Good thing my mom wasn't there or they wouldn't have gotten to finish watching the movie.
"If I have to come up there... as God as my witness I will beat you within an inch of your life with this Treasure Island Book. Now grow up."
So last night on The Jerry Springer show, oops, I mean Survivor we first see Russell confronting Parvati about having two idols and didn't like that she didn't tell him she had the second one. Hey douche bag Bob, she would have only had one had you not given her the second one. She then says that word that just makes me crawl, "Whatever." I just wanted to take a boat oar and smash it over her face and then say, "Whatever." Rupert is working on Sandra telling her she is the now the power person. I must say in my egotisitical way I saw this one coming but..........
I never saw Candice flipping.
Shuffle Board
When I retire and go to a retirement home you can stop by and watch me kick some real butt in shuffleboard. Afterall what do retired people do other than, bingo, go gambling and shuffleboard. I actually think they make you sign a contract to this effect. Somebody give me the odds here but Parvati is already thinking ahead of the game that a clue will most likely be made available for the team of three that wins this challenge. She thinks that either she, Danielle or Russell needs to find the next clue so randomly chosen again, the three of them of course are split up one on each team. Remember back when Parvati just happened to sit in the chair with the idol clue in her napkin. So of course her closests allie (Fake boobs) Danielle gets to go on the reward challenge when Colby wins on his final shuffle. What unfolded at the house of Robert Lewis Stevenson was straight out of a Jerry Lewis movie. We see them arrive and a lady comes out and explains who this guy was.....................zzzzzzzzzzzzzz all the while Amanda starts thinking about where the clue might be. The only thing that topped that was Colby. Dude is lying in bed with two bikini clad women being oblivious to both the hidden clue or of course the two bikini clad women in bed with him. My GOD I have to rent Treasure Island because if he can be that cued into the movie, it must be really good. So then we get to see Danielle's attempt at finding and hiding the clue and then Amanda doing here WWF routine to steal the clue. The two of them starting wrestling all the while what is Colby doing, still watching the frickin' movie. I said this before but Amanda is way too soft to ever win this game and she caves. There are rules for someone who finds the idol and that no one can steal it, there are no rules for clues girl, keep it. Then back at camp Danielle does what all people are doing this season and that is giving away her advantage. She tells her tribemates this story about how she found the idol in the popcorn, fought wild monkeys at knife point, wrestled alligators and beat Amanda to the punch. Yeah we know, then you go out and let Russell find the idol while you are sitting not five feet from him. Yeah, we know. Of course Russell does what everybody else is doing and runs over and tells Candice that he has the idol and is telling her this to earn her trust. Yeah, we know. Can we go back to the old days when people tried to keep finding the idol a secret.
Sandra thinks this is the perfect time to get rid of Russell and she is correct. Colby thinks Danielle has the idol and he is incorrect. Sandra than tells Russell things and he tells her things.
House of Tiles
I loved this challenge the first time around and love it again. Build a tower ten feet tall while Jeff stands around and says, "Don't panic." Shut the hell up Jeff.
As I am watching this I am thinking, the worst thing for the villains would be if Russell won this challenge. There is no way he would give Parvati an idol again and she would be vulnerable. Jerri then wins her first individual immunity ever.
PRE VOTE
We then see people twisting and going back and forth and Candice being the main focus. I am thinking, girl you have to go with the heroes. The heroes talk and Candice goes and tells Russell their decision. Sandra confronts Candice about this.
At tribal council Russell makes yet another mistake. He tells the group that he plays the game aggressively like Danielle and that Parvati and Jerri are more finess and then leaves Sandra hanging by saying, "She is just here." Amanda goes home and the chaos continues.
Next Week
We see Parvati telling her troup not to listen to anything that Russell says. Divorce is so painful.

Review
So where do they sit.
Parvati, Danielle and Jerri are a group.... I think they are but they can't advance as a threesome. Jerri does her Survivor owe life to Parvati though from last week.
Colby, Rupert and Sandra are together about as strong as the aforementioned.
Russell and Candice are a pair. A pair of what I don't know.
Parvati and Russell are done, they can't work together. She lied to him, he lied to her, they each took a bat to the others car and their egos will get in the way.
Sandra hates Russell (well she basically hates everyone) so he won't have an allie there.
Candice is playing the game like her hair is on fire and just burnt her bridge with Colby, Rupert and Sandra.
Danielle can't tie her shoes without her boobs getting in the way and like a horse walking back into a burning building she will jump off the cliff right behind Parvati because she is aggressive but not real bright. How can you be five feet from someone else and not see them find the idol.
Wow, I am confused.