Reality Shows and Charlie Sheen

The other day I was driving to work and the radio station I was listening to was talking about Charlie Sheen and Dancing With the Stars and it got me to thinking about a couple of things. First, how many reality stars are there really? I did some research through andypedia and I am pretty sure there are a grand total of about 173 reality stars. Of course on Playboy's The Girls Next Door I counted Kendra, Holly and Bridget as six and if you have to ask what I mean by that, stop reading now and go put your finger into light socket. Actually you might want to put your tongue in the socket to get the full effect. There is some cross over because people like Rob and Amber who did Survivor, The Amazing Race and Rob and Ambers Wedding which I think about six people in Montana watched overall, count as one or two depending on what high school you attended. Of course there is Joan Rivers and her daughter who both did the Apprentice and their show called, "How to *&^% up your daughter by having her on your reality show."
Then I got to thinking, if you take people and put them into different shows much like a spinoff, why can't you combine reality shows. Here are some ideas.
Dancing With the Stars and The Biggest Loser would now be known as:
Dancing With the Biggest Loser
It would entail stories of prom night dancing with that big loser of a guy you used to date. (With apologies to those of you who married your prom date or were impregnated by him and he left you and later became what? A reality star or course.)
Hell's Kitchen and Survivor:
Hell's Survivor
Gordon Ramsey bitches at the Survivors because they can't cook a coconut and monkey nuts properly.
The Dog Whisperer meets AX Men
AX Dogs
Cesar Milan trims the butts of dogs with ugly faces by using a chain saw and later teaches them to walk backwards.
Two and Half Men - Charlie Sheen's Life
Two and a Half Men Meet Charlie Sheen
It would be a show about a nice guy who makes a ton of money, drinks a lot and pays for sex. Wouldn't that be truly amazing if your job was to play yourself on a television show and get paid a shit pot of money to portray yourself on a television show and it wasn't even a reality show?
Just sayin'