Dumb moves and buttholes

WTF? Are you stupid? Where's your head? For the love of God. Your mom really did raise an idiot didn't she? Collectively speaking the men's tribe on Survivor this year may not be the dumbest group ever, but they made the dumbest move ever last night. More on this later.
Manono Night 8
Mike is mad that they got rid of his GQ buddy Matt last week. He doesn't have anyone to talk to about the all the weaker guys who are left on the beach with him. Sorry about your luck chuck. Tarzan talks about their core of five including Trayzon, Leif, Jonas and Colton. Get rid of Bill is the plan. Leif crawls inside of the supply box and goes to sleep, classic moment.
Salani
The girls understand that their luck is changing. Jonas and Trayzon come over to their tribe and offer to do fishing and give the girls half of what they catch if they can use their net. NO GO say the girls.
Reward challenge
Slingshots used to break tiles in a tic-tac-toe pattern. The winner gets to choose between comfort-pillows etc, / protection-another tarp / Luxury-donuts etc. My first thought was if the guys win they should take the tarp and bargain with the girls to use their fishing equipment in exchange for the tarp. Doesn't matter now as the women won and chose the tarp anyhow. Now the guys are at a huge disadvantage camp wise. As I mentioned in earlier posts, you need to bargain when you have the upper hand.
Salani Day 9
Leif makes a mistake by telling Bill he is on the chopping block. WOW dude, rule number 1, keep your stinking mouth shut. Word goes around quickly that their is a traitor and Colton calls Leif a Munchkin. This would be a bad thing other than the fact that Leif is a small person. Does the word insensitive come to mind? Oh by the way it was Mike who brought this to Colton's attention who is seemingly running the show which I cannot for the life of me understand why.
Challenge
Put together three puzzles to get three keys and unlock three locks. To quote Jeff,
"This challenge wasn't even close." The men win easily. The thing I can't understand is the women even looked at the completed puzzles the men had put together and still couldn't figure out how to put their puzzles together. Say what you want if you thought the women weren't very bright, that was about to be trumped ten fold. The guys win immunity but.........
Dumbest move ever
Your team just won a challenge and since you don't have to go to tribal council you will now have an 8 - 6 person advantage. If Mrs. Head my first grade teacher (yes her name was really Mrs. Head) if she taught me correctly 8 minus 6 means we have two more people on our team. I don't care if can't get along, this is a two person advantage in a game where the two tribes have demonstrated their willingness to not depend on the other tribe.
Tribal Council
As often is the case the emotions come out. To me it is quite obvious that Bill is much more understanding and mature than Colton. He is a standup comic who is basically living his dream of being a comedian and often times sleeps on people couches as he travels around the country. Oh yeah, he is black. Colton makes no bones in front of everyone that he would never associate with anyone like Bill and won't do it on Survivor either. He tells Bill not to live off of other people. Colton then tells everyone he went to ann all white private school but has associates who are black. "We have a maid who is black, but is like family." WOW. Talk about off the wall here. Bill gets voted off because the other guys have no balls to stand up to Colton.
Next week they drop their buffs and tribes are realigned.
One last comment. Survivor has been on television for going on twelve years now and hands down Colton is by far the biggest self-serving, racist, holier than thou, asshole to ever appear on the show. Congratulations to Colton.