Dear Andy,
When the guys gave away immunity last week, what did you do.
Efrom Zimablist Jr.
Dear Efrom,
I turned in my man card and joined the Tibetans Monks. If my voice sounds scratchy it is because I pray a lot now.
Shalom
Salani Day 12
Trayzon visits the women and they ask him how in the world did the men come up with the idea of giving away immunity. "Colton's idea." Plant the seed dude, plant the seed. Alicia said the guys just handed them the million dollars. Not so fast, this is still an individual game, you have a looooong way to go there sister sledge.
Drop you buffs
Before the reward challenge Jeff told everyone to drop their buffs. We get to see Colton give his weekly shocked pose and then see Monica have difficulty getting her buff off over her bikini. I had to rewind this part several times to make sure of what I saw and yes Monica had difficulty with her buff each time. Of course Colton calls team Salani the Greek Gods and his new Manono team the peasants. Great team spirit there Colton. The challenge is for each team to fill a huge bucket containing holes with water and then carrying the leaking bucket to fill another large bucket which when filled will release a team flag for victory. I thought this wouldn't be close but Manano almost won, they needed about a quart more of water. Get it, they were a quart low. Come on people if I have to explain my jokes I am going to start charging money. Salani gets to stay in the main camp,eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and simply smile in their triumph over the peasants. Manano has to move on and build another camp. As usual Colton does nothing to help but rather is a big gossip and talks to people about their next vote off. People are creatures of habit and the only one taking notice of this is Jonas who volunteers to be Colton's Bitch.
Day 12 Salani
Sabrina is very happy to be on the same tribe as Kim. Chelsea and Mike find crabs and the group catch a Chicken. Trayzon is so happy that he tells us he hasn't been as happy since he was Quarterback of his high school football team back in 1979. Um just a question here, this is the same guy who photographs the Sports Illustrated swimsuit models every year and being Quarterback was better? Turn in your man card and come to Tibet with me dude. Kim finds an hidden immunity and tells Chelsea. Again she broke one of my cardinal rules, find an idol don't tell anyone. Do I have to provide some re-training here?
Manano
Colton meanwhile does what Colton always does and says, "We Suck." Alicia trumps Colton's statement by saying, "We aren't going to win." Monica is hoping that Colton isn't manipulating her. DOH??? Monica catches a chicken, for about ten seconds and then it escapes. We also get to see Tarzan in his underwear. Did we really need to see that? Did it add to the show?
Challenge
Water basketball. Salani wins 3 - 1. Love basketball but this was a little boring. This leaves Manono to vote someone out.
Manano
Colton lets us know that it is hard to be a leader of idiots. My thought would be you must have experience at leading idiots because you seem to be doing a great job. He also thinks Tarzan has Alzheimer's because he has a hard time remembering things.
Tribal Council
Jonas says the odds aren't in our favor. Monica is built up to be supermom and a great athlete. Tarzan starts dropping words from the dictionary that would take me quite awhile to look up so we skip most of them. Of course he points out that one player has shown assertiveness but won't tell Jeff which one because the "Game is afoot." Tarzan then has a hard time remembering all the players names. Leif jumps in with his comments about Tarzan, calling him "The Wisdom type guy," and "he can explanate things." I even got a kick out that. As they are going to vote Colton mouths to Tarzan, "Do you remember the plan?" Golly gee whiz Wally, talk about talking down to someone. Monica goes home. Christina is surprised by this.
The Tribes
Isn't it funny how the two tribes are completly different now. Even though they lost the challenges the Manano group appears they could go to the merge with two or three players and still do fine. One thing they have over Salani is they know who their leader is, Colton. Love em or hate em he is in charge,,,,for now. I think hard days are coming for Salani even though they appear to have the stronger tribe, they don't know who is in charge. Lastly, the women have to be careful, they are now down one person overall and if Colton continues his reign of gay republican terror, he will own this game and probaly help to push gas prices to 5 dollars a gallon.
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