Karma-ed

Dear Andy,
What happened to Colton last night?
Fred Astaire, Hollywood CA
Dear Fred,
Funny thing here, do you remember the part where the house fell on the Wicked Witch of the East in the Wizard of Oz? Not many people know it but her appendix burst much like Colton's did last night. The reason her sister, The Wicked Witch of the West, was so pissed the entire movie was their medical coverage didn't allow for houses falling on them so they had to pay it all out of pocket. That frickin' Dorothy.
Andy
Manono
As the tribe returns from voting out Monica it is quite apparent that Christina is out of the loop altogether. Colton rags on her and tells that if by some magical event she makes it to the merge she will soon be voted out.
Salani Day 15
Kat tells of a dream she had that Alicia killed her at the mall. Foreshadowing of a future challenge at a mall?
Challenge
The teams race up a flight of crate-stairs to bounce coconuts off a trampoline to break targets. Next trip up to my sister's Julie who has a trampoline in her back yard, me and the boys are going to build one of these courses, whether she likes it or not. I said, "WHETHER SHE LIKES IT OR NOT." Salani wins and Colton puts all the blame onto Christina. Um, Colton, dude. Alicia sucked at this challenge too, big time. Jeff even said, "Alicia you throw like my nephew and pathetic." Salani gets to go eat ice cream and Sabrina says it was the best Day 15 ever on Survivor, yeah, good times.
Manano Day 15
Colton continues to get on Christina and tells her to quit or jump in the fire which would cause her to be medivaced from the game. Christina then starts working on Leif and Jonas about getting rid of Alicia who by chance has come out of the trees to listen to her entire conversation. Of course Alicia tells Christina that she sucks.
I swear to God if Alicia kissed Colton on the mouth that we would hear a clap of thunder and Voldermort from Harry Potter would appear in person.
The Witch Gets Sick
Colton is sick and his head hurts. My, my, my then who does he turn to for comfort? Why yes the girl he hates the most, Christina who talks to him and starts stroking his forehead. Colton adds, I'm dying. Not yet my friend, the house hasn't reached the island as of yet. Jeff comes in with two doctors who think Colton may have to have his appendix removed. Jeff explains to Colton that if he has to go to the hospital that he must leave the game. Colton leaves the game and takes his idol with him. The ever cocky and unpopular Alicia now turns her anger toward Colton who didn't give her the idol, Karma-ed part II.
Tribal Council
Both tribes come together and Jeff explains Colton's situation. Leif and Kim both tell about their dealings with having their appendix out. And I have to say this out loud in my blog, Kat then says she doesn't even know what appendicitis is? No she didn't? Oh yes she did. I think she just got voted out of the dumb blonde club.
Next Week
Tarzan takes her turn at going crazy.